Bike builds, like racing are often metaphors for life- not everything can be done by the book and I secretly enjoy offending the dogmatism of the purists, the neurosis of the weight weenies and the hipster's clique ridden, pseudo intellectual chic. Sure, it’s nice to have a faithful period build, some weight savings will undoubtedly make you go faster and Lime Green Velocity’s may get you laid but neither I, nor my bikes are so conveniently categorised.
Wednesday, 11 March 2009
The Great Fibre Provider
Bike builds, like racing are often metaphors for life- not everything can be done by the book and I secretly enjoy offending the dogmatism of the purists, the neurosis of the weight weenies and the hipster's clique ridden, pseudo intellectual chic. Sure, it’s nice to have a faithful period build, some weight savings will undoubtedly make you go faster and Lime Green Velocity’s may get you laid but neither I, nor my bikes are so conveniently categorised.
Tuesday, 17 February 2009
Forking Hell!
On a lighter note, Justin installed the bottom bracket with his trademark precision, noting an impossibly small imperfection along the top-tube! He’s kindly invited me to pop back with the new front end at a mutually convenient time.
Elsewhere, liquidating some unwanted stock released some capital allowing completion to budget without dipping into very shallow reserves. There’s a ninety day wait for the wheelset but this allows me plenty of time to think and plan. Other than a test of my patience, it serves to illustrate shoestring builds needn’t be synonymous with cutting corners or bad workmanship. The reflex action of sliding a credit card across your friendly bike dealer’s counter undoubtedly provides a warm glow for all concerned but from my perspective, low budget, highly imaginative projects cultivate resourcefulness and other peripheral skills.
Another cliche’ is the throw away society. The number of people paying lip service to this whilst generating waste in shocking quantities never ceases to astound me. In a world full of quick fixes, skilled repair is regarded unfashionable and inconvenient, recycling as eccentric or stooped in pseudo hippy overtones. However, it’s amazing what serviceable and moreover, sharp looking things can be fabricated from scrap. Old frames, especially low-mid range plain gauge Cro-moly mtbs are plentiful, languishing in skips, abandoned on street corners or in back yards and make great foundations for versatile second or “working” bikes. Even damaged examples can be cut up and re-born, as neat cargo trailers-all that’s needed is a weekend and some basic skill with a MIG welder.
Heavier, plain gauge frames are ideal for this, having greater tolerance to MIG than thin wall tubesets (e.g. Tange Prestige, Reynolds 531 etc). MIG, unlike other forms of welding is a semi-skilled process developed during the Second World War to address a shortage of skilled labour and a need for fast production techniques within munitions factories. Given it’s versatility and ease of use, it quickly found favour with the automotive industry and good hobby units cost a very modest £140 (Gas bottles are about £15 and factor in £15 for a serviceable dark shield). Crudely, with about ten minutes instruction an absolute beginner can produce some serviceable, if agricultural looking welds- if you can draw a straight line using a board marker you can quickly master the basics of MIG. Before long you’ll be whipping together bike storage, trailers and all manner of useful stuff from scrap and finished in powder coat, they’ll look new.
Accommodating the Holdsworth has necessitated the donation of my late father’s hub geared and braked Pashley to David Hunt, our local agent for Recycle. Recycle are a charity shipping unwanted bikes to Africa. Here in the west, it is easy to overlook the inseparable link between transport and development. It can be very difficult for a children in more remote villages to access education. Providing them with a suitable bike doesn’t eradicate inequality but provides one fewer obstacle and empowerment at a wider level. In Namibia, old roadsters stripped of mudguards and ancillaries ensure AIDS workers and ambulances can reach remote villages.
Bikes like Dad’s Pashley, lower end Mtbs etc are sold to finance containers and other shipping costs. David, a former motor mechanic stumbled across Recycle quite accidentally, couldn’t resist greater involvement and so became an agent. These days his garage is bulging and it has become an informal community resource, entertaining a procession of villagers during my relatively short visit. His generosity and warmth of spirit extended to a very nice looking headlamp that will plug straight in to my hub dynamos. He even supplies stands, panniers and other spares for the local post-office fleet which would otherwise take months to arrive.
Wednesday, 4 February 2009
Raiders of The Lost Seat Bolt
What you’ll need:
2.5 Quarts Turpentine
12 Oz Bees/Candle wax
1 Quart Light Machine oil
A liberal application of common sense
Boil, Boil, Toil & Trouble
Before any of the congregation write threatening litigation, Here comes the disclaimer. First and foremost this is a potentially explosive mixture- keep away from naked flame and sources of ignition. If you have even the smallest doubt in your mind, go the commercially available route- when I last looked, brewing your own corrosion inhibitor wasn’t covered by most household insurance policies. Ensure plenty of ventilation before you start. Store the mix, clearly labelled and safely out of the reach of children and pets.
Grate the candle/beeswax into the turpentine and stir laboriously with an old wooden spoon until fully dissolved- this can take some time. Performing this task in a warm room accelerates the process but be very careful. When fully dissolved, apply the machine oil to thin the consistency to the point where it can be sprayed. For best results buy a cheap pesticides spray kit from a garden centre and pour the contents inside (CLEARLY MARKING THE CONTAINER). Apply liberally inside the bottom bracket or seat-tube, placing a layering of newspaper beneath to collect any over-spill/leakage. Ensure even coverage by rotating the frameset or bike and allow to stand overnight in a warm corner of the house. Later applications will demand softening by standing the mix in hot water for twenty minutes. Remember to cleanse the pump spray nozzle with thinners/white spirit before storing.
Sunday, 11 January 2009
A Visit to Justin Burls
Amused by the horror in my face at the sight of his battle weary, salt encrusted winter bike, Justin confesses his passion lies in building and engineering to the highest standards at the detriment of his bike’s maintenance. This, his second build, again crafted from Columbus tubing still retains an air of majesty beneath the grime. His experience as a coachbuilder saw him finish his early frames in cellulose paints topped off with clear coat two-Pac. However, cellulose attracts every airborne imperfection, demanding laborious application and rubbing between coats.
Leading me through his enormous workshop (which is close to, if not larger than his house) hangs another frame- a road fixed built to Manchester track specification but with drilling for a front brake. Used predominantly for time trailing, it sports deliciously machined ends and a custom made chain-ring. Elsewhere forks stand in neat line along the floor and a Brian Rourke track frame adorns the wall. Whilst busy taking orders from the UK, Ireland and as far afield as Finland and Canada, Justin is reticent to perform cut and shut frame end surgery.Less conscientious builders might be satisfied with simply extracting the old road dropouts and brazing new track units in but Justin’s attention to detail demands he makes an exacting job complete with fresh enamel and in many cases this exceeds the donor frame’s value. Similarly, whilst cheerfully fabricating bespoke forks to complement a frameset, he has a preference for carbon models.
Saturday, 10 January 2009
Evolution- the solution?
The cycling equivalent of a life laundry continues. Further foraging has uncovered a set of unused Cinelli Spinacchi mini-tri-bars. Once popular amongst the professional ranks thanks to their provision of alternative hand positioning without falling foul of UCI ,they've largely fallen into obscurity. However, They're ideal for the Holdsworth build- offering useful aero advantage on ten mile TT courses (my chosen outlet for the constructive exorcism of inner demons) without detracting from the classic lines/period feel.
Stout and sure footed as the Ilpompino's 38mm WTB rubber may be, an mtb configuration remains my chosen steed for ice and snow. On the subject of big freezes, this is precisely what my bank has actioned on my account thanks to the antics of online thieves (describing these people as "hackers" gives them an unwarranted air of legitimacy/honour) further adding to my fiscal frustrations.
The Cleat again...Sounds like a sequel to a 50's horror flick. The recent chill has seen me opt in preference for my mtb race shoes with stainless Spd pattern cleats-primarily as the rancid odour from my trainer type was stripping wallpaper. Cursory inspection of cleat integrity suggested they were good for another few thousand miles. Updating the Univega's pedals in favour of more contemporary Spd designs raised a compatibility question mark and explains my relative nonchalance at their failure to clunk, clip every trip. Rapidly nearing the lane's end, feet fully engaged I was relaxed and enjoying the ride. This casual indifference was once again to prove my undoing upon my return home...
Releasing my right foot, my left flatly refused to disengage. Desperation set in after a couple of minutes and only after exiting my foot from the shoe and manipulating it in every conceivable direction effected disengagement. Today's culprit? Rider indifference and loose cleat screws...Lessons have be learned.... Now where have we heard that before?
Wednesday, 31 December 2008
New Year's Revolutions
Outclassed in technical terms and looking a little quaint by modern standards, my bespoke road bike has been dry stored for the best part of a decade and only needed some fresh bar tape and a new seat post to brighten it up. It’s as exciting to ride as it was back in the summer of ’91 and maybe for a couple of short hours, I was seventeen again, imagining my ascent of the famous mountain stages of Le Tour a’la my teenage idols of Theunisse and Rooks. There’s a lot of fond memories integral to the bike. Rose tinted glasses removed, It was admittedly a time of great angst on many levels but equally one of great possibilities… University was just around the corner, myself and a few friends were going to change the world and live quietly decadent (in a bohemian sense) lifestyles- back bedrooms with bikes of every discipline adorning the walls in neat, orderly fashion, garages sheltering old, heavyweight Italian motorcycles etc, etc. Ah yes, the summer of ’91 where my family entrusted me to house sitting duties whilst they embarked on a fortnight's holiday.
Live Long and Prosper!
Thursday, 18 December 2008
The Season of Goodwill
I had earmarked a nice Cro-moly framed Raleigh for Joshua but it appears to have been eliminated from the range, meaning I need to look elsewhere. Specialized, Trek and Giant all produce nice bikes for little people so might merit further investigation. There’s also an agent in the village for re-cycle- a charity that exports unwanted bicycles to Africa. He often trades in second hand machines so I might hunt for some buried treasure…Viscount used to make some fantastic children’s bikes with proper ball bearings rather than the plastic sleeve stuff all too prevalent nowadays. Knowing the hectic nature of our seasonal schedules, Sharon and I chose to spend last weekend together. I put a further 600 miles on the Ka’s odometer and we enjoyed a delightful carol concert by candlelight, bringing a really spiritual and genuinely festive flavour to the season. Hosted by Angela, a long-standing family friend who’s appeared on national television it was a really warming experience, influenced in no small part by her soulful voice and consummate direction of the choir.
The latter I find really sad. Not all British manufacturing was memorable for the right reasons (as anyone who’s ridden a Panther motorcycle & Sidecar outfit will confirm) but the sight of Viking, Coventry Eagle, Freddy Grubb, Holdsworth and others still makes my soul sing.
Happy Christmas Everyone