Tuesday 8 November 2016

Braking for Cake, Chapattis & Cold Weather Kit


Having celebrated my birthday, complete with homemade cake and Chapattis the customary week later, a fresh box of winter kit arrived, including these lobster mitts from a well-known discount supermarket chain. Supposedly wind and waterproof, sheer purchase power means that prices are falling while performance and spec continue to rise.

Vaguely reminiscent of mittens that some of us were packed off to primary school with, warmth is their main attraction. Dexterity is better than I’d initially predicted too. Thumb and two fingers are nimble enough for gripping bars, changing gear, grabbing bottles and even drinking coffee.

Communication with touch screen tech is something we take for granted; thankfully the fore-finger makes accurate contact. Traditionally, this design has necessitated removal, say when fixing a flat, or rummaging in pockets for keys. The last thing you want when it’s minus five and you’re ten miles from home.

I’ve been able to remove wheels, wield a tyre lever or multi-tool with surprising finesse, although thankfully, the former scenario hasn’t been to frequent. (leaving my blue/grey fixer on the work stand and at a sensible height seems to have deterred feline attack too). Another chain has sent their top-flight sub £20 set, which look very promising.

As with other garments, especially those made from polyester/polyamide blends; there is a trade-off between weatherproofing and breathability. Personally something highly weather resistant and fast wicking over something “totally impervious” that turns uncomfortably clammy over relatively short periods-even when air temperatures struggle into single figures. 

Ensure cuffs are long enough to form an overlapping seal with training jackets and jerseys. An impervious glove is not much use if there’s a gap for wind, rain or snow to get channelled inside. For this reason, gender specific versions are best. A surprising number of female riders I’ve spoken with in casual conversation suggest they get along just fine with men’s kit.

Gender specific designs are arguably best; so long as these are genuinely anatomically designed, rather than smaller versions of the standard pattern. By men’s standards, my wrists are relatively thin and fingers proportionally longer. These days, I can usually compromise a decent fit with most brands’ large size.

Linings shouldn’t be overlooked either. Check these are tethered at the fingers. This doesn’t tend to prove problematic until wash day. Those that aren’t tend to flop out in a big, soggy clump. Persuading them back into individual fingers can prove frustrating.

Continuing the cold theme, local authorities have been out gritting some of the minor roads recently, pelting Univega and I with those tiny, corrosive particles. To date, the weather has been sufficiently dry enough for green oil’s dry chain lube, which is clean and light; though I will probably strip this in favour of its wet counterpart; or something in between as the roads get carpeted in a slimy cocktail.

Perfect conditions for assessing Pro Green MX’s Cycle Aftershine101’s performance; to date, it hasn’t attracted that familiar grimy patina, which I associate with silicone infused polishes/protectant. 

I’m curious to see how the protective barrier stands up to salt and similar corrosive spatter consistent with regular winter riding over the following weeks. Obviously, these are no substitutes for owner involvement. Ideally bikes should be rinsed off with cold water following each salty, slushy ride-it only takes a few minutes.

Storing bikes in cold garages or outbuildings also helps slow the caustic chemical reaction. I tend to wash my cross and other dirt derived builds straight afterward in any case, but if you’re about to head out for a cold, icy ride, leaving your machine(s) outside for fifteen minutes allows them to acclimatise and means sleet, snow, slush and similar contaminants find it harder to stick...

Shoes and clothing also take a beating, so remember to rinse them off and air dry at room temperature, away from radiators and other sources of heat. So long as the comfort is right, budget tights and winter weight jerseys are among my staples for everyday rides/training around the two hour mark.  Right, time I was getting some more miles in and forming opinions. Look out for a winter clothing overview in Seven Day Cyclist www.sevendaycyclist.com