Pest from the West

No, not that one.Tthankfully, after several years, she appears to have finally accepted her approaches are unwelcome, and non-reciprocal.

 

Serial, uninterrupted monogamy is, in my experience, often practiced by those who don’t want to work on themselves. Moving from one partner, without taking stock and investing in yourself, is an avoidance strategy.

Each relationship inevitably fails because the other, unwitting party cannot fix them. So, they move to the next and this cyclical shift perpetuates. A complete waste of time, emotional and monetary reserves. We all have our lessons to learn. Some choose not to.

I am referring to the persistently wet/windy weather front. One that has compelled me to tolerate a filthy fleet. On the flip side, during drier spells, let alone brief periods of sunlight, I’ve been testing the mettle of assorted bike washes.   

Crankalicious ceramic chain lube arrived at SDC HQ and was passed to Steve, esteemed co-editor and touring aficionado. However, the fixed’s links looking distinctly thirsty, prompting the introduction of some Finish Line Ceramic Wet. I’m reasoning this will be an interesting comparator and in ideal testing conditions.

Bucking the trend for curing periods, both are pour, wipe and scoot off, which is welcome when time’s not on your side. Elsewhere the SKS lube your chain formula is also going strong, 180 harsh miles hence. It looks a filthy, congealed mess but I’m assured this is locked in the top layer and not chewing components.

The Schwalbe Active Winter https://www.sevendaycyclist.com/schwalbe-winter-spiked-tyre  remained in situ on the Univega, given further snow was forecast. I wanted the option of getting some miles in, regardless. https://www.facebook.com/Sevendaycyclistmagazine/posts/1863791363651786?notif_id=1521379387031484&notif_t=page_post_reaction&ref=notif  Another title I freelance for, have sent me these Panaracer T-Serv PT Folding 700x32C.

Vee rubber have also sent me their 700x32 Zilent and and their 42mm Baldy. Will be interesting to see how the latter compare, speed-wise with Maxxis Roamer https://www.sevendaycyclist.com/maxxis-roamer-tyres  

These, as their name implies; are aimed at the urban market Soma Shikoro https://www.sevendaycyclist.com/s , are my favourite big(ish) section all-rounders Quick acceleration, smooth passage over lumpy sections, at 464g apiece, they’re a little heavier than the Panaracer (As you’d expect. However, they’re also made, under licence, by them).

Over the years, I’ve hustled around the capital on everything from 20mm to 2.1 inch, generally settling for 26x1.5 (or thereabouts) due to their balance of speed, comfort and control across badly surfaced, glass strewn tarmac. Otherwise; 32mm was my default for touring and general road biased riding.

It was also the biggest section many 80’s touring bikes could swallow without fouling; or forgoing full length chrome plastic mudguards. Personally, I’m happy to leave fag paper clearances and toe clip overlap in the dim and thankfully distant past.  

With this in mind; there are some frames, components and other, unrelated objects I’d like to own from this and other eras. At the right price… Some would argue that Nostalgia’s true power is the commodification of emotions, those we attach to objects.

Subjectively, a MK III Norton Commando is a nice motorcycle. However, its outclassed, totally eclipsed by modern machines. Therefore, I wouldn’t entertain the £20,000 “market value”, nor would I’d pay fancy prices for air cooled type 1, 2 and 3 VW cars.  Yes, I am fond of them but regard these things as working vehicles, not museum pieces. The same applies to my 1991 road bike, aka “The Teenage Dream”.

A fair-weather machine but a bike ridden in fair weather, nonetheless. It’s fun to ride yes, there’s a deep sentimental bond and no I wouldn’t willing   part with it. That aside; I certainly wouldn’t pay some of the prices I’ve seen comparable machines being offered for.

Another, arguably more positive/optimistic account of nostalgia, is that it (according to Sedikides and Wildschunt) “Is shown to be both a driver of empathy and social connectedness, and a potent, internal antidote for loneliness and alienation”.

Indeed, Sedikides suggests nostalgia is the “perfect internal politician, connecting the past with the present, pointing optimistically to the future”. Whatever your particular perspective may be, its food for thought. I’ll leave you with a few shots from my booking with Louise, a delightful ballet/dance and lingerie model.

Thawed n’ Restored

Snowbound riding and indeed, replacement tooth were curtailed by an annoying cold virus and impassable drifts along the local infrastructure. Copious amounts, of home brewed hot lemon drink, a fair bit of you tube and similar social media consumed. Enforced confinement meant I submitted a couple of small, outstanding invoices and similar lingering admin.

By Friday, I had become borderline stir crazy, so headed to the garage for a spares box stock take.  Tubes (goo filled ones, even) were set aside for the Univega. I also unearthed this rather lovely and capacious wedge pack made by Dill Pickle Gear. http://www.dillpicklegear.com/store/index.php?route=common/home  

Timely too, since the otherwise charming Passport frequent flyer wedge pack https://www.sevendaycyclist.com/passport-frequent-flyer-wedge-pack  was beginning to fail at the LED tab. I’d previously repaired this, using storm sure flexible repair adhesive https://www.sevendaycyclist.com/stormsure-flexible-repair-adhesive  but the tear had returned, resulting in the ejection and ultimately, loss of, this Kryptonite COB https://www.sevendaycyclist.com/kryptonite-avenue-r-50-cob-rear-lig  rear light.

Blinkies aren’t cheap, so not something to be encouraged. Luckily, it slipped straight into the beautifully executed, Cordura nylon Dill Pickle.  

Saturday morning came and I headed out along the backroads for a moderately paced meander, as can be seen from the footage, several layers of ice had formed beneath the slow and slush.

These revealed the Schwalbe Active Winter’s limits. While very capable, their 240 spike counterparts would be my default option in these conditions. That said; I covered the twelve miles, or so without incident and Schwalbe UK are sending me an aftermarket spike kit. https://www.facebook.com/Sevendaycyclistmagazine/videos/vb.877353858962213/1846747668689489/?type=2&theater&notif_t=page_post_reaction&notif_id=1520084629695609

https://www.sevendaycyclist.com/schwalbe-winter-spiked-tyre  

Despite the thaw, they’re staying put-a combination of flooded roads, mist and freezing temperatures, otherwise equates to sheet/black ice and potentially, very nasty spills. Being a perpetual fettler, chopping and changing comes with the territory.

However, save for test kit and consumables, Ursula meets my four-season, hell n’ high water, bike- as- car design brief handsomely. The SKS chain lube has cruised past the 120 mile point. Plenty has transferred to the cassette but the links are covered in a middleweight, filmy dressing.

I will upgrade its Microshift rear mech, for another 9speed model when time comes. I’d just received some Lizard Skins DSP handlebar tape from 2pure www.2pure.co.uk , which is timely given the otherwise sturdy Guee silicone, was starting to weather and tear a bit after 18months.

Monday arrived yet the impacted snow remained plentiful, although the roads were clear enough for my ‘cross inspired fixed. The 38mm Soma Shokiro https://www.sevendaycyclist.com/s  haven’t missed a beat and the ability to relax and tap out a steady tempo, welcomed. Out of curiosity, I’m also going to see what I can squeeze, from the existing helping of Smoove Universal chain lube https://www.sevendaycyclist.com/smoove-universal-chain-lube  before switching to another blend.

Took the opportunity to strip, inspect and giving cleat hardware a generous lick of grease. Always more convenient and less time consuming than resorting to drilling because they’ve rounded/seized solid. Talking of drilling, my dentist drilled, pinned and instated a temporary crown, which has left me feeling less self-conscious.

The recent postponement of a shoot, was probably a blessing in disguise. The meth addict/hillbilly grin is hardly becoming! Thankfully, remedial works were completed before Thursday’s, very enjoyable shoot with Louise.

All the models I have worked with, in the past 18months have been extremely pleasant and consummately professional. Much of this comes down to pre shoot communications. People who will be difficult/unreliable/unprofessional are pretty easy to spot and I’m not I the business of wasting time. My response is a polite no and correspondence is terminated there.

Beast From The East

Swooshing along the snowy backroads, I bit into a somewhat al-dente chocolate bar, broke my tooth and promptly swallowed it, complete with crown! There isn’t much tooth remaining, which presented my dentist with a dilemma.

Mercifully, its salvageable. He’s proposing to use a series of metal pins to provide a framework for a replacement crown. I also need a filling but frankly, I’m just relieved any damage done is fully repairable.  

Aside from mourning my lost smile, the remainder of this week’s riding was pleasantly uneventful.

Tuesday’s conditions threatened to be more adverse, so I switched over to the 118 spike Schwalbe https://www.sevendaycyclist.com/schwalbe-winter-spiked-tyre . The carbide spikes are showing signs of wear, not enough that I’m worried about going rubber-up. Nonetheless, I’ll invest in a new kit, before we hit skid city.

Weather forecasts, here in the UK at least tend to overplay any incoming front. Anecdotally, I suspect this stems from Michael Fish’s failure to predict the storm of October 1987. However, the “Beast from the East” arrived with a vengeance, bringing considerable snowfall. The sort that Land Rover defenders take in their stride but sees SUVs spinning their wheels, and drifting.

The Schwalbe active winter may be their baseline, spiked model but there’s nothing low-rent about their performance. Bustling along the backroads at 18mph, while their chevron tread sweeps away the deep, virgin snow along completely deserted lanes. Spikes biting into the ice beneath, providing traction and inspiring confidence.

Tainted smile hidden behind my North Wave balaclava and hands toasty in BTwin 700 cold weather gloves https://www.sevendaycyclist.com/btwin-700-cold-weather-gloves  , I was certainly grinning, despite the mercury struggling to hit minus 2. Monday was colder, thanks to the ruthless wind-chill, which in real term translated as minus 6. Its been a good deal colder overnight.  

Over the past few rides, the SKS lube has turned a sticky black but seems relatively tenacious, clinging on very convincingly to the links, despite these very wintry conditions. Other observations include its readiness transfer to hands, something I’d expect from a wet blend… Anyhow, 130 miles, as set by the Smoove Universal chain lube https://www.sevendaycyclist.com/smoove-universal-chain-lube  is the number to beat.

Talking of dry types, the Weldtite TF2 ultra dry clocked up 105 before being completely stripped by the elements. https://www.sevendaycyclist.com/tf2  Once the SKS (and the present climate) starts receding, I’ll switch to Finish line 1-step cleaner and lubricant and for the fixed, Finish Line Ceramic Wet.

There’s an old belief that winter bikes need better prep, since they’ll get less maintenance. I see the argument for stiffer greases and lubes, since bikes get exposed to harsher conditions. I had toyed with stripping and re-greasing the Univega’s bottom (headset) race.

Chickened out-on account of the cold, its sporting full-length guards and I delivered a healthy dollop of ceramic stuff during its revamp last January. https://www.sevendaycyclist.com/after-the-gritters-went-home  Pencilled this surgery in for next week, when things thaw out a little.  I’m firmly of the opinion that bikes should get washed regularly, to rinse away corrosive salts, grime etc.

Debate rages about the most appropriate sorts and seems polarised between those who like bike specific washes and those erring towards household detergents. I’m not fond of the latter but sudsy car wash n’ wax formulas are a useful default, since they impart a layer of protective wax, which also saves time.

Some bike washes are designed to react with water i.e. on contact with a wet frame. In my experience, this isn’t necessarily any better or worse, in the grime shifting stakes. There’s also an argument that visually foaming formulas give the impression of working faster, when in fact, less lively potions bite into and, dissolve the grime more efficiently.  

Either way; rinsing bikes with cold water first strips anything caustic. Using hot simply accelerates the corrosive nastiness. I’ve been sent Guy Martins’ Proper Cleaner for review in another publication. Too early to comment on its performance, relative to others, but the subtle formula has shifted  the week’s accumulated spatter, with minimal user effort.

 

Ice Bike 2018 & Other Developments

Took a midweek meander to Milton Keynes and the 12^th Ice Bike (trade) show. All told, worth the 200 mile round trip. Gravel is a very big deal and, justly so in my opinion. Uber wide tyres, cassettes 1x11 transmissions…

I was particularly taken with Ridgeback’s Ramble and M part bike packing luggage. Had a nice chat with Ridgeback’s brand manager, so hoping to swing a leg over a medium ramble, very soon… 

Shimano’s mixed terrain shoes look another tasty treat and I’ve also been impressed with Madison’s in house clothing range. Working bikes are another “fetish” of mine. I’m talking 4130 framesets for a solid, yet engaging ride and fully dressed for the foulest weather. Cyclo cross, or mountain biking aside, rider and machines plastered in wet, gritty, corrosive slime isn’t desirable.

Full length guards (fenders) four point rack, hub dynamo, cable operated disc brakes...

Though fixed/single speeds are close to my heart, I’m fond of modern hub gearing too. Little surprise that I was equally taken with the Genesis day one series. 

Superficially, I’m not sold on the CST tyres and some folks won’t warm to the old school, square taper cranks. At 70 kilos, I’m unlikely to find flex an issue. Decent, fit n’ forget cartridge bottom brackets such as the UN53 are still plentiful and easily upgraded, as and when the OEM unit gets the grumbles.  

Remaining the rightful owner, of any bicycle, is a blend of savvy, luck and solid locks. Thankfully, Kryptonite and Finish line were similarly receptive to Seven day Cyclist’s testing MO.  

Back with the fleet, I’d just run a certain wax lube bare in 100 miles, which was longer than I’d expect from a dry waxy type through February. It’s worth noting these tend to last longer on a derailleur geared transmission.

Something I’ve attributed to residual wax being deposited across the cassette and subsequently reclaimed by the chain. Contrast that with a more moderate 76 miles with fixed and single-speed builds.

That’s a standard helping, left curing overnight.  Waxy stuff more or less dismissed, this was an optimal time to wash the tubby tourer of a week or so’s accumulated grot. I’d treated it to Crankalicious enduro frame sealant, which acts as protective barrier.

The Univega’s frameset, unlike the others, doesn’t have a clear acrylic top-coat, for reasons explained, here https://www.sevendaycyclist.com/after-the-gritters-went-home . While the chainstays and forks were sporting a thin, watery layer of grime, mud and similarly substantial organic stuff failed to stick. A quick, cool water rinse, everything slithered away. Stroking the tubes, plenty of enduro remained, so no need to replenish.

Some SKS lube your chain, arrived. It’s a waxy looking PTFE infused blend, which is reckoned good for up to 75 applications. The bottle incorporates an integral dropper head. Pressed against the chain rollers, the orange dropper releases lubricant, supposedly optimising delivery and eliminating waste.

Keep applying for fifteen revolutions of the cranks. No wastage, no hanging around waiting for it to cure either, which is another definite draw. Just a matter of seeing how durable it is, especially since the UK is “bracing itself” for another weather front in the coming days.  

Finish line no drip chain luber kit works to the same principle.

Finish line’s employs a gauze type filter and claims you’ll recoup time and 50% less product per application. Not the most exotic of test goodies perhaps but anything that saves time and waste has to be a winner.

Pour 60ml of your chosen tipple (roughly half a typical bottle) into the reservoir. Press against the chains rollers, while turning the cranks-voila!  

Speaking of winners, Seven day Cyclist has joined forces with the caravan club. We’re offering two-free entries to Cycle fest 2018 https://www.sevendaycyclist.com/win-sportive-tickets-with-cyclefest  

Reverting to those Ritchey pattern SPDs, so I could ride the fixed in my Lake booties is paying off. Warm, dry feet. Well, save for the neoprene cuffs but at least these remain warm, even when saturated. Personally, rinsing and treating the uppers, with a decent quality leather food beats overshoes, hands down. 

Frozen Frolics

Forecasters have been promising wild and wintry conditions here in the UK.  Gritters were certainly out in force. Add indecisive models to the mix and it’ll be no surprise that I’ve swung a leg over my Univega and busied myself with some intensive kit testing.

I should point out, most models I liaise with (such as Karen, photographed here) are consistent, reliable, professional and ultimately delightful. There are always exceptions, as per any trade/profession. I am very adept at reading people and anyone presenting “red flags” of any description, is swerved, like a pothole.

Dry/wax lubes might sound like an odd choice for chains and other moving parts and though not perfect, the Smoove Universal chain lube is certainly among the most stoical I’ve come across in grotty weather https://www.sevendaycyclist.com/smoove-universal-chain-lube . I’ve swapped over to the lighter weight TF2 Ultra dry chain wax https://www.sevendaycyclist.com/weldtite-tf2-ultra-dry-chain-wax to see how that copes with mid-winter. 

An intermittent phantom squeak, prompted some more stripping and component swapping. The phantom in this instance, turned out to be loose cranks. I stripped the 8mm bolts and re-lubed using Finish line wet. Decent quality wet lubes, also double as excellent grease substitutes, on threaded fasteners.

Chain-ring bolts received the same treatment, since I was there. Shimano A530 pedals were substituted, for these Ritchey lookalike XTC, which have proven tough n’ dependable. Being able to clip in and power away pretty much instantly is another definite draw, over the otherwise agreeable platform/SPD patterns.   

There are several things that take the struggle out of winter riding. First and foremost reliability. Being plagued by punctures miles from home on cold, dark, rainy nights isn’t my idea of fun. Let alone if I’m hauling a week’s worth of shopping back from the supermarket. 

I’ve a soft spot for Kenda’s relatively frisky, uni-directional small block 8. However, the lack of aramid/similar belting means it’s more susceptible to thorns, flints and similarly invasive sharps.

I was going to switch to the Schwalbe Marathon GT 365 https://www.sevendaycyclist.com/schwalbe-marathon-gt365-tyre  last puncture but held fire. (Vee Rubber are due to send us some interesting models for testing).

Chickens and roosting sprung to mind, while riding the crest of a slow-puncture wave. This struck along a deserted lane, exactly fourteen days and almost to the hour, hence.  

No rain but a very strong, blustery crosswind, depleting my reserves and bringing the temperature closer to -2. Another shrewd move during the colder months/early Spring-packing additional layers, in case the mercury should slide, or delays/detours present. 

Ten minutes and some cursing later, tube swapped, wheel reinstated with 50psi and we were homeward bound. Three miles or so later, I was flagged down by a long wheelbase Mercedes Sprinter van…

Transpired the driver, a young Polish man was lost on his multi-drop round. Having experienced the misery of multi-drop myself, I took pity on him but didn’t recognise the address on his job sheet. The irony was, he seemed colder than me! No such thing as the wrong weather, just inappropriate kit... 

Elsewhere, John Moss wants his Sinner Mango’s body refinished in a retro-reflective signal yellow. Wet spray 2pac is the obvious choice, given its carbon fibre.

However, preparation is the tricky part. I reached out to Carbon Bike repair in Leatherhead https://www.sevendaycyclist.com/a-visit-to-carbon-fibre-bike-repair  and another in the midlands, to see if they’d help. John’s after a retro-reflective effect, the sort used on vehicle licence plates. Signal yellow with a sparkle lacquer top coat is our starting point, prior to professional guidance.

Talking more generally about these things, while the body provides fantastic protection from the elements per se, akin to glass fibre cars, the occupant can get a full “cauldron” experience i.e. freezing cold in winter, roasting hot in spring/summer. Going off tangent, I’ve long had a yearning for a Lomax; the 2CV based kit car/trike. Incredibly simple, robust and inexpensive to run/maintain. However, sporting glass fibre bodies, air conditioning would be a must.