North of November

November is literally vanishing before they eyes. Darker, wetter days have been the norm. Trees have shed their leaves almost unnoticed, and these have interwoven with dung, coating rural roads in interesting, impacted mulch. One that harbours hedge clippings, flints and other sharps, that infiltrate tyre casings as we ride.

Even the Univega's front Schwalbe Marathon Mondial Double Defence tyre     had succumbed.  https://www.sevendaycyclist.com/schwalbe-marathon-mondial-tyres

Another spare tube retrieved and the injured party ear-marked for patching, this presented an ideal opportunity to give the bike, a good wash. 

Juice Lubes Dirt Juice Bike Cleaner, complete with a new, foaming trigger spray was an obvious candidate. Now, there's an argument that says foaming solutions give a very visual impression of dissolving gunk and grime. Whereas, less visually active solutions are more effective, since they sit on the hosts, breaking it down on a molecular level.  Juice Lubes advise the dirt juice is designed to foam up, though cling to the hosts.

Credit where due, left for the full two minutes, the dirt juice did a decent job of dismissing some ingrained organic and petrochemical grot. Nocturnal temperatures have been tumbling close to freezing, which in turn has coaxed the gritting lorries out. 

I may switch to the Schwalbe Marathon Winter, should slippery roads become a prevailing feature. Lanes carpeted in iced bovine dung and compacted leaves, can induce the wrong sort of excitement.

Next, I dialled in the Univega's front brake. Not that the Genetic Cantilevers were anything but crisp. I just wanted fractionally more bite. This also presented opportunity to use the Juice Lubes JL69 maintenance spray to work. Most maintenance sprays promise to be all things, to all folks. 

Perfect for post wash lubing of cables, pivot points, displacing water, while leaving a protective slippery barrier behind. Many claim to loosen rusted parts. Some are better than others. 

Royally stuck stems, seat posts and bottom brackets, call for oceans of Plus Gas/similar high strength freeing oil. Often some liberal deployment of judicious force, too. 

Maintenance sprays tend to fall into two basic camps. Insipid brews, which are fine for post wash duties, or super stocky stuff with lashings of PTFE. The latter tend to be quite effective, in terms of protection and reducing friction. They're also relatively cheap. However, they're not particularly kind to seals and other rubberised components.   

Juice tell me the JL69  contains no PTFE, so nicer all round.  Constant use and exposure to warm sudsy bucket loads tends to strip lubricant from my long serving work stand, making erection and collapse feel slightly arthritic. 

A localised squirt has freed things nicely. I'd be inclined to strip and re grease a binding rear brake, regardless of genre, but a quick shot on the inner wires and pivot points also seems to keep things slick and glitch free. Talking of glitches, logistics firms are recruiting their seasonal army of couriers, primed for Black Friday and pre Christmas blow-outs. 

I've worn that particular hat. 

Bustling back and forth with a Mercedes Sprinter laden to its limit. Sullen and miserable as the day's targets, tracking devices, stressed out, chain-smoking controllers and ignorant members of the public consume reserves at alarming pace. 

Never has " Stop The Cavalry" been more appropriate...Save perhaps, for the school nativity back, in 1981. I'm also confident that £185 per day* is achievable (assuming of course, you can operate three vehicles, headed in wildly different areas, simultaneously).

Empathy waned a bit upon discovering dick heads Ltd couldn't be arsed to deliver some test products, on Monday afternoon. Yes, I was destined to receive them between 16.51 and 1751... Only to discover a cancellation email in my inbox...Thankfully, a regular face turned up, bang on cue the next day. 

Be kind to your courier, make their life easier and generally treat them as you would hope to be.   In this particular stash, I found  Some interesting lights and these Look Geo Trekking pedals. Dual purpose designs employing a resin body and SPD centre-piece. A bit of a deviation for the French marque and seemingly aimed at the E-bike/trekking market. 

In common with their rival, Time, they've devised some quirky models. I'm still have a soft spot for these now discontinued Time All Road Gripper Pedals and of course, these "Lego-Like" Look. The latter I bought for £10, including cleats some 25 years, or so back.Time I was going out to play with these lights. 

Oh but before I go, here's my review of the K-lite Bike Packer Pro V2

https://www.sevendaycyclist.com/k-lite

Lights & Spikes

Winter is fun, provided you prepare properly. No such thing as the wrong weather, provided you’ve the right kit. Dependable tyres, durable lubes, and decent lighting being three obvious bike specific requirements. 

Thanks to high quality li-on and li-polymer cells, run to charging ratios are very favourable these days.

However, complacency almost got the better of me. Over the past few weeks, I’ve really warmed to this Lightrider PHASE rear light, reckoned to pump out 50 lumens and go 36 hours between charges.

It did, or within a few minutes first time round. However, 20 odd hours through the second charge, the charge light began flashing and it promptly powered down…Eight miles from home.

Thankfully, I always run two bike mounted lights, with this Revolution COB rear LED on my helmet, ready for contingencies. Now, I’d been a little remiss with charging my Univega’s Moon Nebula, which I had been running in super frugal, slow flash.

This also began flashing its low charge indicator, but this and The Revolution’s 15 lumen flash, were enough to cruise the remaining eight miles home on. All were suckling from my mains chargers, before I’d popped the tubby tourer back in the workshop.

This is another reminder that AA/A fuelled units remain extremely relevant. While spare cells should always be carried, worse case scenario, they’re easily bought from supermarkets, convenience shops and petrol stations.

Staying with lights, this Oxford Products Ultratotrch 2K front light. Tipping the scales at 338g It’s a gram heavier than their Ugoe 2000 lumen headlight, which feeds from a 7.4volt, 6000mAh li-polymer, external battery https://www.sevendaycyclist.com/ugoe-2000  the 2K also retails at £99.99 and seems very well made. Inside the hard-anodized aluminium alloy casing we have three Cree XM-L2 LEDs, a 9000mAh lithium ion battery (which takes a full eight hours to charge).

I am pleased by the six modes, which staircasing power options, which start at a retina tickling 2000lumens, then downwards to 1500,1000, 500, 250 and 125lumens respectively. Some (me included) will be slightly disappointed to discover there’s no SOS, or flash mode, should reserves take a tumble, miles from home.

At the higher end, Oxford cites 2 hrs, 3 hours and 4 hours respectively, which bodes well for sustained speedwork through the sticks. However, whether optics rival firepower, in the useful, navigational sense, remains to be seen.

The machined aluminium handlebar mount makes a nice change, from the otherwise serviceable composites. It comes complete with an aluminium unit for 25.4 diameters.

Remove this, and theoretically it’ll bolt straight aboard oversized (31.8) bars. Rubber shims will be required for traditional road bars. I’ve had to raid the salvage box for something suitable, so it would accommodate these Soma Condor https://www.sevendaycyclist.com/soma

So, if you’re without pick a couple up from your friendly local bike shop and (assuming you haven’t bought from them, at least have the decency to buy them some biscuits, or contribute to their tea and cake fund.

Elsewhere, I’ve exhausted the helping of chainsaw oil, used to lubricate the Passport elements chain. So returned to Weldtite TF2 Extreme wet https://www.sevendaycyclist.com/weldtite-tf2-extreme-wet-chain-lubr , which has a very similar consistency.

The temperature has finally dropped, though not plunged, as sensationally predicted by the red top tabloid press. Clear skies have meant greasy, slightly slippery roads but nothing taxing the Schwalbe Marathon Mondial, yet. https://www.sevendaycyclist.com/schwalbe-marathon-mondial-tyres

However, I can sense ice and more challenging weather coming in the coming weeks. Enter these Schwalbe Marathon Winter Plus. The winter, which I’ve used for several, icy and snowbound seasons are good but only have 120 spikes. https://www.sevendaycyclist.com/schwalbe-winter-spiked-tyre

Fine for tackling icy backroads and moderate snowfall, at 17mph. However, last year’s so called “Beast from the East”; threatened to get the better of them. https://www.facebook.com/Sevendaycyclistmagazine/videos/1846747668689489/ We’re talking minor slides, with a bit of warning, nothing more serious/expensive, or indeed, undignified.  

The Schwalbe Marathon Winter plus have 200, which should elevate grip and control to a new level. Staying with temperature, conditions have called for liner gloves. While the Oxford Bright gloves (and several similar designs are fine to 3 degrees), when the mercury slides into minus figures, finger tips can get painfully chill.

A rummage through my gloves’ drawer, unearthed these BBB liners. Liner gloves are designed to slip inside and provide additional warmth, and, in some cases, they can also be worn on their own, during spring.

Master Blasters

We’ve been promised a bitterly cold snap, which has me checking spiked tyres, reg-greasing fixed sprockets, contact points and donning full-length tights. Judging by the forecast, I’ll be dusting down my Lake winter booties, earlier than usual.

Might be an idea to check the central heating oil too, before temperatures plummet and in case tensions worsen, with oil producing nations…

On a cheerier note, Oxford Products have sent me their Ugoe 2000 headlight. Big brother to the 1000 https://www.sevendaycyclist.com/ugoe-1000-lumen-headlight , it packs a total output of, you guessed it- 2000 lumens. Hopefully enough useable light for 30mph for those beloved backroads. Medium is 1000 lumens, ditto flashing but there’s also a more civilised constant, 500lumen. Arguably more than you’d ever need through the concrete jungle, but not abrasive.

Their F100 and R50 lights are continuing to impress, in every respect.

Sensible modes, incredibly frugal run times and overall build are good by any price point. Run times bear close affinity with their cited reality, which is great news for everyone, although attempting to call their bluff is crucial, from a tester’s perspective.

Thus far, I haven’t found any inconsistencies. Lithium polymer cells certainly help but it’s worth remembering, that run times may vary by a few minutes. Looking after cells by keeping them charged and stored properly makes a world of difference.

Phenomenal at this end of the market. Nonetheless, we’ll see what the next few weeks bring before arriving at any definite conclusions.  Staying with the theme of batteries, John Moss https://www.sevendaycyclist.com/love-resurrection-john-moss-s-tandem has some guidance for looking after/upgrading 18650 lithium ion cells. The sort, such as those employed in Moon Meteor Storm Pro https://www.sevendaycyclist.com/moon-meteor-storm-pro-front-light .

He recommends charging them to 4.1 V and recharging once they reach 3.8V. Doing so will extend their useful life-considerably, compared with charging to 4.2 and discharging to 3.6 V. Allowing the cell to discharge further than this, will kill it. I’ve a feeling this My Tiny Sun battery pack met said end.

Tyres are another consideration before winter strikes. There is always some trade-off between performance and dependability, although this gap has been shrinking, in the same fashion as that, between tubular and wired-on (clincher) types.

Personally, durability has my vote, as the nights become darker and the roads, more challenging. There’s a lot to be said for Schwalbe Marathon 365. https://www.sevendaycyclist.com/schwalbe-marathon-gt365-tyre  

They are a bomb-proof, go-anywhere design that will cope with pretty much everything, save for snow. This comes with a palpable weight penalty. The kind folks at Schwalbe have just sent me the 26x2.0 version of their Marathon Mondial Evolution DD.

Though 717g apiece is hardly svelte, its lighter than their 35mm Marathon GT https://www.sevendaycyclist.com/schwalbe-marathon-gt-tyres . According to their blurb, these are an expedition model “The ultimate touring tire, made for road, tracks and trails of all continents”. On paper at least, fitting perfectly with my Univega’s all-terrain, working bike persona.

A 20-mile, mixed terrain blast, suggests swift and yet sure-footed rubber. Looking forward to the next few hundred miles. See how they fare, as the days become shorter and conditions, increasingly wintry.

Pest from the West

No, not that one.Tthankfully, after several years, she appears to have finally accepted her approaches are unwelcome, and non-reciprocal.

 

Serial, uninterrupted monogamy is, in my experience, often practiced by those who don’t want to work on themselves. Moving from one partner, without taking stock and investing in yourself, is an avoidance strategy.

Each relationship inevitably fails because the other, unwitting party cannot fix them. So, they move to the next and this cyclical shift perpetuates. A complete waste of time, emotional and monetary reserves. We all have our lessons to learn. Some choose not to.

I am referring to the persistently wet/windy weather front. One that has compelled me to tolerate a filthy fleet. On the flip side, during drier spells, let alone brief periods of sunlight, I’ve been testing the mettle of assorted bike washes.   

Crankalicious ceramic chain lube arrived at SDC HQ and was passed to Steve, esteemed co-editor and touring aficionado. However, the fixed’s links looking distinctly thirsty, prompting the introduction of some Finish Line Ceramic Wet. I’m reasoning this will be an interesting comparator and in ideal testing conditions.

Bucking the trend for curing periods, both are pour, wipe and scoot off, which is welcome when time’s not on your side. Elsewhere the SKS lube your chain formula is also going strong, 180 harsh miles hence. It looks a filthy, congealed mess but I’m assured this is locked in the top layer and not chewing components.

The Schwalbe Active Winter https://www.sevendaycyclist.com/schwalbe-winter-spiked-tyre  remained in situ on the Univega, given further snow was forecast. I wanted the option of getting some miles in, regardless. https://www.facebook.com/Sevendaycyclistmagazine/posts/1863791363651786?notif_id=1521379387031484&notif_t=page_post_reaction&ref=notif  Another title I freelance for, have sent me these Panaracer T-Serv PT Folding 700x32C.

Vee rubber have also sent me their 700x32 Zilent and and their 42mm Baldy. Will be interesting to see how the latter compare, speed-wise with Maxxis Roamer https://www.sevendaycyclist.com/maxxis-roamer-tyres  

These, as their name implies; are aimed at the urban market Soma Shikoro https://www.sevendaycyclist.com/s , are my favourite big(ish) section all-rounders Quick acceleration, smooth passage over lumpy sections, at 464g apiece, they’re a little heavier than the Panaracer (As you’d expect. However, they’re also made, under licence, by them).

Over the years, I’ve hustled around the capital on everything from 20mm to 2.1 inch, generally settling for 26x1.5 (or thereabouts) due to their balance of speed, comfort and control across badly surfaced, glass strewn tarmac. Otherwise; 32mm was my default for touring and general road biased riding.

It was also the biggest section many 80’s touring bikes could swallow without fouling; or forgoing full length chrome plastic mudguards. Personally, I’m happy to leave fag paper clearances and toe clip overlap in the dim and thankfully distant past.  

With this in mind; there are some frames, components and other, unrelated objects I’d like to own from this and other eras. At the right price… Some would argue that Nostalgia’s true power is the commodification of emotions, those we attach to objects.

Subjectively, a MK III Norton Commando is a nice motorcycle. However, its outclassed, totally eclipsed by modern machines. Therefore, I wouldn’t entertain the £20,000 “market value”, nor would I’d pay fancy prices for air cooled type 1, 2 and 3 VW cars.  Yes, I am fond of them but regard these things as working vehicles, not museum pieces. The same applies to my 1991 road bike, aka “The Teenage Dream”.

A fair-weather machine but a bike ridden in fair weather, nonetheless. It’s fun to ride yes, there’s a deep sentimental bond and no I wouldn’t willing   part with it. That aside; I certainly wouldn’t pay some of the prices I’ve seen comparable machines being offered for.

Another, arguably more positive/optimistic account of nostalgia, is that it (according to Sedikides and Wildschunt) “Is shown to be both a driver of empathy and social connectedness, and a potent, internal antidote for loneliness and alienation”.

Indeed, Sedikides suggests nostalgia is the “perfect internal politician, connecting the past with the present, pointing optimistically to the future”. Whatever your particular perspective may be, its food for thought. I’ll leave you with a few shots from my booking with Louise, a delightful ballet/dance and lingerie model.

Thawed n’ Restored

Snowbound riding and indeed, replacement tooth were curtailed by an annoying cold virus and impassable drifts along the local infrastructure. Copious amounts, of home brewed hot lemon drink, a fair bit of you tube and similar social media consumed. Enforced confinement meant I submitted a couple of small, outstanding invoices and similar lingering admin.

By Friday, I had become borderline stir crazy, so headed to the garage for a spares box stock take.  Tubes (goo filled ones, even) were set aside for the Univega. I also unearthed this rather lovely and capacious wedge pack made by Dill Pickle Gear. http://www.dillpicklegear.com/store/index.php?route=common/home  

Timely too, since the otherwise charming Passport frequent flyer wedge pack https://www.sevendaycyclist.com/passport-frequent-flyer-wedge-pack  was beginning to fail at the LED tab. I’d previously repaired this, using storm sure flexible repair adhesive https://www.sevendaycyclist.com/stormsure-flexible-repair-adhesive  but the tear had returned, resulting in the ejection and ultimately, loss of, this Kryptonite COB https://www.sevendaycyclist.com/kryptonite-avenue-r-50-cob-rear-lig  rear light.

Blinkies aren’t cheap, so not something to be encouraged. Luckily, it slipped straight into the beautifully executed, Cordura nylon Dill Pickle.  

Saturday morning came and I headed out along the backroads for a moderately paced meander, as can be seen from the footage, several layers of ice had formed beneath the slow and slush.

These revealed the Schwalbe Active Winter’s limits. While very capable, their 240 spike counterparts would be my default option in these conditions. That said; I covered the twelve miles, or so without incident and Schwalbe UK are sending me an aftermarket spike kit. https://www.facebook.com/Sevendaycyclistmagazine/videos/vb.877353858962213/1846747668689489/?type=2&theater&notif_t=page_post_reaction&notif_id=1520084629695609

https://www.sevendaycyclist.com/schwalbe-winter-spiked-tyre  

Despite the thaw, they’re staying put-a combination of flooded roads, mist and freezing temperatures, otherwise equates to sheet/black ice and potentially, very nasty spills. Being a perpetual fettler, chopping and changing comes with the territory.

However, save for test kit and consumables, Ursula meets my four-season, hell n’ high water, bike- as- car design brief handsomely. The SKS chain lube has cruised past the 120 mile point. Plenty has transferred to the cassette but the links are covered in a middleweight, filmy dressing.

I will upgrade its Microshift rear mech, for another 9speed model when time comes. I’d just received some Lizard Skins DSP handlebar tape from 2pure www.2pure.co.uk , which is timely given the otherwise sturdy Guee silicone, was starting to weather and tear a bit after 18months.

Monday arrived yet the impacted snow remained plentiful, although the roads were clear enough for my ‘cross inspired fixed. The 38mm Soma Shokiro https://www.sevendaycyclist.com/s  haven’t missed a beat and the ability to relax and tap out a steady tempo, welcomed. Out of curiosity, I’m also going to see what I can squeeze, from the existing helping of Smoove Universal chain lube https://www.sevendaycyclist.com/smoove-universal-chain-lube  before switching to another blend.

Took the opportunity to strip, inspect and giving cleat hardware a generous lick of grease. Always more convenient and less time consuming than resorting to drilling because they’ve rounded/seized solid. Talking of drilling, my dentist drilled, pinned and instated a temporary crown, which has left me feeling less self-conscious.

The recent postponement of a shoot, was probably a blessing in disguise. The meth addict/hillbilly grin is hardly becoming! Thankfully, remedial works were completed before Thursday’s, very enjoyable shoot with Louise.

All the models I have worked with, in the past 18months have been extremely pleasant and consummately professional. Much of this comes down to pre shoot communications. People who will be difficult/unreliable/unprofessional are pretty easy to spot and I’m not I the business of wasting time. My response is a polite no and correspondence is terminated there.

Beast From The East

Swooshing along the snowy backroads, I bit into a somewhat al-dente chocolate bar, broke my tooth and promptly swallowed it, complete with crown! There isn’t much tooth remaining, which presented my dentist with a dilemma.

Mercifully, its salvageable. He’s proposing to use a series of metal pins to provide a framework for a replacement crown. I also need a filling but frankly, I’m just relieved any damage done is fully repairable.  

Aside from mourning my lost smile, the remainder of this week’s riding was pleasantly uneventful.

Tuesday’s conditions threatened to be more adverse, so I switched over to the 118 spike Schwalbe https://www.sevendaycyclist.com/schwalbe-winter-spiked-tyre . The carbide spikes are showing signs of wear, not enough that I’m worried about going rubber-up. Nonetheless, I’ll invest in a new kit, before we hit skid city.

Weather forecasts, here in the UK at least tend to overplay any incoming front. Anecdotally, I suspect this stems from Michael Fish’s failure to predict the storm of October 1987. However, the “Beast from the East” arrived with a vengeance, bringing considerable snowfall. The sort that Land Rover defenders take in their stride but sees SUVs spinning their wheels, and drifting.

The Schwalbe active winter may be their baseline, spiked model but there’s nothing low-rent about their performance. Bustling along the backroads at 18mph, while their chevron tread sweeps away the deep, virgin snow along completely deserted lanes. Spikes biting into the ice beneath, providing traction and inspiring confidence.

Tainted smile hidden behind my North Wave balaclava and hands toasty in BTwin 700 cold weather gloves https://www.sevendaycyclist.com/btwin-700-cold-weather-gloves  , I was certainly grinning, despite the mercury struggling to hit minus 2. Monday was colder, thanks to the ruthless wind-chill, which in real term translated as minus 6. Its been a good deal colder overnight.  

Over the past few rides, the SKS lube has turned a sticky black but seems relatively tenacious, clinging on very convincingly to the links, despite these very wintry conditions. Other observations include its readiness transfer to hands, something I’d expect from a wet blend… Anyhow, 130 miles, as set by the Smoove Universal chain lube https://www.sevendaycyclist.com/smoove-universal-chain-lube  is the number to beat.

Talking of dry types, the Weldtite TF2 ultra dry clocked up 105 before being completely stripped by the elements. https://www.sevendaycyclist.com/tf2  Once the SKS (and the present climate) starts receding, I’ll switch to Finish line 1-step cleaner and lubricant and for the fixed, Finish Line Ceramic Wet.

There’s an old belief that winter bikes need better prep, since they’ll get less maintenance. I see the argument for stiffer greases and lubes, since bikes get exposed to harsher conditions. I had toyed with stripping and re-greasing the Univega’s bottom (headset) race.

Chickened out-on account of the cold, its sporting full-length guards and I delivered a healthy dollop of ceramic stuff during its revamp last January. https://www.sevendaycyclist.com/after-the-gritters-went-home  Pencilled this surgery in for next week, when things thaw out a little.  I’m firmly of the opinion that bikes should get washed regularly, to rinse away corrosive salts, grime etc.

Debate rages about the most appropriate sorts and seems polarised between those who like bike specific washes and those erring towards household detergents. I’m not fond of the latter but sudsy car wash n’ wax formulas are a useful default, since they impart a layer of protective wax, which also saves time.

Some bike washes are designed to react with water i.e. on contact with a wet frame. In my experience, this isn’t necessarily any better or worse, in the grime shifting stakes. There’s also an argument that visually foaming formulas give the impression of working faster, when in fact, less lively potions bite into and, dissolve the grime more efficiently.  

Either way; rinsing bikes with cold water first strips anything caustic. Using hot simply accelerates the corrosive nastiness. I’ve been sent Guy Martins’ Proper Cleaner for review in another publication. Too early to comment on its performance, relative to others, but the subtle formula has shifted  the week’s accumulated spatter, with minimal user effort.