Springing Surprises

 

Spring is here and along with it, longer days and traditionally changeable weather. Something of a British obsession, although I've found Belgian and the Netherlands less predictable through Spring. Mild enough that I’ve been temperate in the evenings wearing a full-length base layer and jersey. This Prendas Ciclismo Bordeaux Paris Long Sleeve Jersey PRENDAS CICLISMO SHORT SLEEVE JERSEY | cycling-not-racing (sevendaycyclist.com)  Though a micro jacket, or this 7Mesh Cypress Hybrid Jacket 7mesh Cypress Hybrid Cycling Jacket | Seven Day Cyclist usually comes along-either from the start or stowed away in the Zefal Adventure R5 Waterproof Saddlebag ZEFAL ADVENTURE R5 WATERPROOF SADDLE BAG | cycling-not-racing (sevendaycyclist.com) and it’s bigger R11 counterpart. Both are becoming serious favourites and the R11 is surprisingly stable, given it secures to the post via a single strap.  

Farmers are busy harvesting Sugarbeet, and the roads dotted with mud from the fields, which I’ve tended to weave through on the fixed gear winter/trainer, to see if I could fox the frisky Bontrager AW3 Hardcase Lite Reflective Road Tyre. (Short answer’s no, in case you were wondering), and I’ve just relaxed and enjoyed their compliant, speedy characteristics. IRC Roadlite X Guard tyres are another speedy option if you’re looking for a narrower section. INOUE ROADLITE X GUARD TYRES | cycling-not-racing (sevendaycyclist.com) 

Staying with the Schwalbe GT365 and Marathon Mondial pairing on the Univega but here are my thoughts regarding the Billy Bonkers SCHWALBE BILLY BONKERS TYRES | cycling-not-racing (sevendaycyclist.com).  

300 miles down the line and I’m almost convinced I’ve got the gearing right for most of my riding contexts and needs. Enough torque for the trailer and/or dignified, seated climbing, bridlepath blasting and without spinning into orbit on the flat.  

I’ve also found it necessary to add another washer to the “cassette” side of the Fix-G hub, since the fat foot sprocket had begun to slide about on the splines. Snugged the lockring down and will keep a closer eye, going forward.  Sticking with the Weldtite Ceramic Lube on both bikes, since it seems a solid seasonal choice. WELDTITE CERAMIC LUBE | cycling-not-racing (sevendaycyclist.com) 

I’ve also switched from the FLR Defender MTB Thermal Dry S-Tex Boot FLR DEFENDER MTB DRY BOOT | cycling-not-racing (sevendaycyclist.com) to the FLR Rexton Active Touring/Trail Shoe FLR REXSTON ACTIVE TOURING/TRAIL SHOE | cycling-not-racing (sevendaycyclist.com) and I wasn’t expecting such a difference in sole stiffness. The Rexton are efficient but the Defender’s increased rigidity are quite palpable. I dare say I’ll be alternating between them, given Easter and April’s tendency towards the unpredictable.  

Elsewhere, I’ve been erring towards ¾ , such as these Funkier Rie Flo Men’s Three-Quarter Length Summer Bib tightsFUNKIER RIDE FLO MEN'S 3/4 BIB TIGHTS | cycling-not-racing (sevendaycyclist.com) or the Primal Dawn Men’s Bib Knickers TEST & REVIEW: PRIMAL DAWN MEN'S BIB KNICKERS (sevendaycyclist.com) rather than full-length tights and lighter gloves-the Chiba Pro Safety Reflective Gloves CHIBA PRO SAFETY REFLECTOR GLOVES | cycling-not-racing (sevendaycyclist.com)  and liner types, depending on whether I’m heading out early in the morning, or during the evening.  

I reflect on many things during my ride. Product quirks and performance are the most obvious, but two-wheeled escapes are very conducive to other forms of contemplation.  

  

There has long been a narrative that automation/digital technology would render many roles, peoples and communities excluded. Car assembly lines are the most obvious examples of this in action. Automation has greatly reduced the need for repetitive tasks such as spot welding- the robot arm being a common sight since the early 1980s.  

More topically, the UK government have announced they will be reducing military personnel. The public likes the “Boots on the ground” rhetoric but, cyber-attacks, the deployment of drone soldiers, rather than humans will be more prevalent.  

Taking things to their logical conclusion, it is more likely that a hostile nation will launch a missile attack from someone’s wi-fi enabled kettle in the recipient country, not send fighter planes. Indeed, taken to its logical conclusion, liability could even be levelled at the unwitting householder.  

Contemporary cars are stolen by digital stealth, rather than physical attack. Nothing to stop a malicious person with the appropriate skills could disable components of the engine management system, inducing breakdowns, disengaging the brakes, using a remote computer.  

Machines, and other technology that can “think” for themselves are very much here to stay. HGV driving will still be a trade, requiring human labour but I suspect this will take the form of a lead driver with two, possibly more couplings tracking behind via a wireless signal. In common with other aspects of logistics, I can envisage the driver, rather than haulier, being required to hold specific liability insurance cover.  

The reality, which some seem unable to accept is the fact many people will quickly become redundant and possibly permanently, economically inactive. Leading to wider, social exclusion. One argument suggests that this need will be met by humanoid companions, both romantically and in terms of physical care. However, this technology is going to require considerable financial means. Means which these strata of people will have no access. How governments will respond (if at all), remains to be seen.  

 

Rise of the Machines

For some years, I have felt like a humanoid. I can be relied upon to perform very complicated tasks and processes with the ability to adapt to fast-changing situations, environments. Different to the “Robot Welders” anonymous, hydraulic arms work tirelessly spot-welding car bodies on assembly lines (while their human counterparts become robots for 9hrs 37minutes of ten-hour shifts).  

I read people very well and possess sufficient social skills to avert unwelcome introspection but often, I’m going through the motions and feel distinctly alienated. I’m probably my most open during photoshoots and some years back, motor/cycle touring.  

Weaving through the lanes, I often wonder if we are going to reach a stage where that cyborgs will become a prominent group-an organic/mechanical hybrid.  

The technology has existed for some time and it’s not unreasonable to think, given the increasing uses of prosthetic technology, that people could be “rebuilt” following accidents.  

I can also envisage a time where we have fully synthetic humanoids employed to undertake dangerous, labour intensive or potentially monotonous jobs-rather akin to the replicants in Ridley Scott’s original (1982) Blade Runner https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_9rhPDLHWk . A film that explores these issues and other constructs, including the narrative of intimate relationships forming between the replicant and human. 

Since we’re on this winding road, I was clearing out the loft and found some genuinely useful stuff, hidden treasures you might say and others that transported me back to childhood and a path towards a very technical, well-paid but dangerous career. At various points in my life, although most notably that crossroads between A level and higher education. Diver. As a child, what might be termed “The romance of the sea” applied There were various routes in. 

 

Commercial was the most exciting but arguably the most dangerous and requiring other sources of income, since there can be several months without commercial work. The Bends (decompression sickness) getting trapped within wreckage and explosions being three very real threats. Joining the police and taking that route was another, less glamorous and arguably more secure, though less exciting route. However, becoming a Police officer held little, save for instrumental, appeal.  

Hence, I took the academic route and pursued other interests/qualifications in parallel. So, the purpose of this indulgent meander? There is often much more to people than meets the eye. Cycling and other things are major passions of mine, ones which shape my perspectives and relationship with the wider world. However, they do not define me. So, these treasures... 

I was delighted to unearth this Cro-moly Soma Crane Stem. It's designed to offer a sympathetically classic look to steel framesets using Aheadsets. The length is closer to that of the quill stem and negates the need for piles of spacers. I’ve always been indifferent to spacers per se and regard them as “coming with the territory” but the ability to forgo most of them certainly appeals.   

I was contemplating retiring the Univega’s KMC chain this week, when it made the decision for me. While I was accelerating along the high street a sudden snap and tinkling followed by a pronounced lack of drive. Having coated to a safe spot, I inspected the damage and coasted home.  

Upon returning, I discovered the chain’s implosion had taken a chunk from the Microshift Centos rear mech. Into the drivetrain box we go, new chain and this Sun Race NRX 10speed rear mech from 2009. The joys of New Old Stock. This is also a notch or so higher than the Microshift Centos, featuring sealed jockey wheels.  

I’ve begun finding some minor limitations with the Continental Contact Speed Reflex. 2000 miles in, the supple, grippy and ultimately fast compound seem more susceptible to sharps. These seem to be striking around the shoulder, rather than centre strip and I’m slowly coming to the idea of running tubes with sealant-I.e. filling standard butyl with aftermarket sealant kit. 

 

The Muc-Off Puncture sealant seems to work very well but I also have some SKS sealant doing something close to nothing. Some consensus suggests the Continental are good for 3500 (rear) and 5,000 up front so we’ll see. Be interesting to see how a similar model, such as Schwalbe’s long-running Kojak fares in comparison. In the meantime, here’s an overview of tyres for commuting and everyday riding  https://www.sevendaycyclist.com/rubber-fetish-talking-tyres  While not as “invulnerable” on paper, as Schwalbe Marathon GT https://www.sevendaycyclist.com/schwalbe-marathon-gt-tyres  and Marathon Plus https://www.sevendaycyclist.com/schwalbe-marathon-plus-tyres 

The Kenda Kwick Journey KS Plus tyres continue to bowl along without missing a beat and roll much faster than their specification would suggest, so shaping up as an excellent everyday tyre, for general riding.  

The darker months call for durability but without sacrificing to much zing-the sort that makes bikes and riders feel alive.  I’ve switched to Muc-Off E-Bike Wet Weather Ceramic Lube on the fixed, so I can see how that really holds up, long term, now autumn and cooler, damper conditions are creeping ever closer. Here’s my interim review of the Muc-Off –50 degree chain lube https://www.sevendaycyclist.com/muc-off-50