Easter Beatings

 Easter can be a cold and unpredictable period- Good Friday in particular. March has been bitterly cold and decidedly wet on these shores. Maybe I should head off for Hungary and capture some of the country’s beauty, the Czech Republic for the Pomlázka, perhaps...Ah but here’s the thing, a lot of British people put their cross in the wrong box during a pivotal vote in 2016.  

This means travelling to other destinations-especially in a commercial context got considerably trickier. I was also saddened to learn that Moore Large (distributors) went into administration- a brutally close-to-home reminder of just how difficult the UK’s economic climate has become.   

The weather has also put paid to some early-season weekend fun on The Teenage Dream and Holdsworth. I’d only washed and waxed Ursula the day before this photo was taken. A single ride through the green lanes and backroads saw her chainstay and bottom bracket region blasted with cack.  

Silver linings...Well, it proved the ideal opportunity to check (and tweak) the front mech and mudguard fasteners.  I also fitted the Teenage Dream’s Sun Race freewheel, rather than run the risk of the much-loved Regina BX blowing its guts at the least convenient moment.  

The Sun Race’s plated finish looks a little low rent, by comparison, but as Richard Ballantine so rightly said (in the context of derailleurs before anyone picks me up on it) better a fresh budget unit, than a top-flight model one shift from oblivion.  

Rear mech roulette lost its appeal many moons ago. Ditto spontaneous implosion of any kind, for that matter.  End of an era though. I’ve had that BX since 1991 and there’s a lot of memories woven into that. A lot of memories, hopes, dreams and indeed, unrequited stuff. Yes, that’s code for I’ve stashed it inside a transparent plastic sleeve and into the transmission parts box.  

Talking of which, after several months, I’m not sure the Smanie GT137’s channelling groove is completely compatible with mine, so I’ve switched Ursula back to the Selle Royal Respiro Sport Saddle.  The Smarie now ported over to the fixed’s Cane Creek Thudbuster ST TESTED: CANE CREEK THUDBUSTER ST SEATPOST (sevendaycyclist.com) to explore this hypothesis on one with a lower, more aggressive front end.  If the past few rides are anything to go by, reverting to the Respiro was the right decision.

During this phase, I also noted some minor side to side slop in the Kinekt 2.1 Aluminium Suspension Seatpost KINEKT 2.1 SUSPENSION SEAT POST | cycling-not-racing (sevendaycyclist.com). This was traced to the side link bolts and easily dialled snug with a 3mm Allen key- glad I checked. It has tightened performance a notch and loss would be very inconvenient. 

Replacements are available and inexpensive Side Link Bolts – KINEKT Store (cirruscycles.com) but would’ve meant unnecessary time off the road. Easily avoidable too, more to the point. Note to self, check more frequently...    

Aside from the obvious-wanting to have machines at their optimum and getting the best from the riding experience, I’d argue these, and related processes of elimination also serves as a conduit for processing, and finding solutions to other, unrelated things. Including, but not limited to, financial matters, an issue at work, studies, career, relationship(s) etc.  

On a brighter note, dawn's arrival has been progressively earlier, and the cooler temperatures mean I can get more miles from the winter/early season wardrobe. The Oxford Venture Windproof Gillet has certainly earned its keep OXFORD VENTURE WINDPROOF GILET | cycling-not-racing (sevendaycyclist.com) ditto these Funkier Aqua Gents Pro Water Repellent TightsFUNKIER AQUA GENT'S PRO TIGHTS | cycling, but not usually racing (sevendaycyclist.com)  

Water-repellent tights will hold heavier rain back. Whereas I might start to feel soggy in traditional tights give an hour’s moderate rain, or persistent drizzle, I’ve returned primarily dry, given 2.5. That said a bib tight is always the best choice, since they offer better protection to the lower back and vital organs. 

I’m also thinking these retro reflective claw-type Carnac gloves were an inspired choice. Padding density is good for most riding contexts-including green lanes and light trails. The retro-reflective silver effect is great when signalling, or just being picked up by other vehicle headlights.  Dexterity might be an issue for some and if you’re seeking something a little less niche’ Steve found a lot to like about the 360 Dry Waterproof Gloves. 360Dry Waterproof Gloves | cycling-not-racing (sevendaycyclist.com)  

I’m still attached to Altura Night Vision. They’re starting to look a little lived in, dare we say characterful, but perform well in the waterproof and relatively breathable sense. They will also accept liner-type gloves for when the temperature’s really tanking but you don’t want too much bulk.  

Otherwise, 4-12 degrees is their comfortable operating range. Until recently, the roads have been wet enough to consume the Muc-Off Wet Lube in 280 miles, which is still very respectable, given the conditions and on par with the Weldtite TF2 Performance All Weather Lubricant TF2 PERFORMANCE ALL WEATHER LUBRICANT | cycling-not-racing (sevendaycyclist.com) in comparable settings. I’ve been traversing single-track lanes and waterlogged back roads with a bit of town work, for good measure. In common with others, it needs to be stripped with your anti-lube of choice before reapplying.  

This is good practice with lubes generally. However, some more traditional wet types are receptive to a quick “cat-lick” before being topped up. More sophisticated formulas tend to react and become mucky drivetrain-gobbling potions. Not what most of us would consider desirable.  

Weldtite very kindly sent me some of their bike cleaner concentrate to brew up my own strength bike washes and of course, to use neat-as a degreaser.

Washed, Waxed & Revisited

 

250 very wet miles later and I wasn’t surprised by the subtle metal-on-metal tinkling of Ursula’s KMC chain. Closer inspection revealed some obvious orange patina along the inner side plates. Good for a wax lube in these contexts but confirmed my suspicions that while relatively stoical, the oil part wasn’t going to hinder corrosion in the way a similarly sophisticated petrochemical chain lube will.  

Given constant exposure to waterlogged, wet, greasy roads, Ursula was beginning to look a little sullied. Not sufficient for a sudsy bucket wash but needing more than a furniture polish blow-over. Hmm, let’s see how this Motoverde Waterless Wash & Wax bridges the gap I mused. This blend has carnauba wax, which is a popular choice in automotive formulas, thanks to its stoical, glossy results and it’s safe on all finishes.  

Given the relatively small surface areas, I’ve applied ours via a micro-fibre cloth, rather than trigger spray, to avoid wastage. Simply give the bottle a good shake, pour, apply sparingly to the frameset and components, leave a minute or two, then buff to a sheen with a fresh (ideally micro-fibre) cloth.  

Their main advantage over silicone-infused products (which add a great sheen and will lightly nourish elastomers, seals and other rubberised/ plastics) is that waxes of this type won’t attract dirt. Silicones leave a very slight film behind, which is helpful but rather like PTFE sprays encourage filmy stuff to become embedded in the surface. Again, welcome as a protective masking agent on working bikes/winter trainers with electroplated and polished aluminium alloys, since grime will stick and mothball them. 

Waterless cleaners are minimal mess, minimal faff and some, including Motoverde’s will keep UV, salts and similar corrosive elements at bay into the bargain. Obviously, waterless cleaners are for light to moderate grime. Cyclo cross style grot, like that adorning my fixed gear winter/trainer will require bike washes/warm buckets of wash n’ wax, sponges and brush (es).

250 miles in and I'm also pleasantly surprised by the Smanie GT saddle. 

 

137mm wouldn’t be a compatibility surprise on the Holdsworth and yes, a few millimetres shy of a designated ideal might make negligible difference but there is a fine line between something not fitting, not functioning correctly and indeed, failing. (Those seat collars being prime examples- 4nms, not a fraction more).  

Point of this preamble? Well, I wasn’t expecting it to work so well on Ursula-on and indeed off-road. One of the main attributes of the GT is that it’s designed to hold the rider at the most efficient point-for folks that like to get and stay in the zone, so not a shuffler's saddle.  

I’ve also noticed a slightly quicker cadence, though no loss of support to the ischial tuberoses (sit bones), let alone soreness/chafing. That said; Ursula and I also got along very well with The Selle Italia Sport Gel Flow FEC-Alloy saddle, which is relatively short (270mm) and narrow (140mm).  

FEC (lower rent hollow steel) rails put the weight up a bit too-330g, which is light, compared with a traditional leather saddle. even those with titanium rails, such as the Spa cycles Aire. This, loosely speaking, is a Brooks Swift homage which my derriere has spent many thousands of miles on.  

Another product that I’ve spent many miles with is Kinekt suspension Stem Kinekt Suspension Stem 90mm | cycling-not-racing (sevendaycyclist.com). It’s heavier than some and may be a little too reactive for some tastes, but the parallelogram design is well engineered, doesn’t change reach, or geometry and though minimal maintenance, is easy to work on/adjust when needed.  

Chains are something I keep a close eye on. Not to the point of becoming a bore, neurotic, or borderline obsessional, I’m talking a quick weekly inspection using the humble nickel-plated chain checker, which can be picked up for a few quid.  

Inspection and prompt replacement prevent more costly wear-rings, derailleurs and cassettes being the obvious casualties. These also need periodic inspection. As a rough n’ ready rule, I replace cassettes every third chain-at least on bikes in four seasons’ service.  

Chain whips are the most common means of wrestling the cassette into submission while freeing the lockring. Functional enough, Pedros Vise Grip changed my cassette-swapping life- an end to slippage, grazed knuckles and agricultural outpourings. One of those tools (along with my headset press) that I never loan.  

Then along came Feedback sports offering me their Cassette Pliers. These work to the same principle as the Pedros, so it’ll be interesting to see if they’re any different, dare I say, more refined. Pedros set the bar very high.  Feedback also has a rather nice three-in-one bottom bracket and lockring tool, which has the ends welded in situ, so the splined cassette/centre lock bit can’t get lost or come adrift.  

I don’t change cassettes too often (or disc rotors, for that matter), so the little cyclo does the job well enough. However, it can struggle a bit on stubborn, weathered examples... Ending on a different note, if you want to keep your carbon happy, Peaty’s Max Grip Carbon Assembly Paste Peaty’s Max Grip Carbon Assembly Paste | cycling-not-racing (sevendaycyclist.com) has proved an excellent default.