Hub Deep

It’s not what but who you know…Word of mouth has seen Seven Day Cyclist invited to attend the upcoming Adventure travel film festival www.adventuretravelfilmfestival.com/uk-festival , which is a great opportunity to get inspired.

Traditionally this attracted 4 wheel drive and motorcycle explorers but we’re told cycling audiences are also beginning to gravitate; hence our attendance. On subject of touring/exploration, Steve Dyster has found plenty of decaying soviet era relics; especially in Germany’s easterly towns and villages.

At this point, I felt an acute sense of excitement and before he moved back to the west, begged him for some photographic evidence of this delightful derelict industrial porn...Hopefully I’ll be able to share this very soon-he’s due back in the next few days.

Several hundred miles in and the Ilpompino’s FSA headset bearings remain well behaved, although its replacement arrived and will be substituted at a convenient moment should the dreaded slop rear its ugly head again.

Talking of which, I returned from a weekend’s social photography in Bedford and decided summer’s decidedly soggy official start should coincide with the introduction of WD40 dry chain lube.

For the past few weeks’ I’ve fed the fixers Green Oil’s chain wax, which is a super clean brew with friction in snake’s testicle territory. While the formulas are very different, one derived from plant based ethanol and similarly natural (though extremely flammable!) components; the other employing old school PTFE.

Both are very runny; so deploy in well-ventilated areas- away from chain smoking neighbours or other sources of ignition and keep some old rag/kitchen towel hovering beneath to capture the inevitable overspill.

Green oil likes a double up and while directions suggest it’ll cure in around six minutes, twenty seems optimum, even on very warm, arid days. Technically; as is the case with many PTFE fortified blends, WD40’s follows the drizzle on, dismiss excess and scoot-off narrative.

In practice, leaving it twenty minutes or so, improves staying prowess, especially in slightly changeable conditions. This, coupled with the fact that its 100ml bottle slips nicely into most jersey pockets/saddlebags means it’s convenient for roadside top-ups too

First impressions along waterlogged lanes suggest they’re on the right lines when it comes to staying prowess. I’ve avoided roads which have become virtually impassable rivers; claiming late model SUVs, vans and smaller vehicles. 

Nonetheless, some sections were deep enough to engulf said fixer’s stainless steel chain and lap at its sealed hubs. We’re only seventy miles in so far, which in many respects is nothing, although I’ve often found myself topping up those lightweight ISO/PTFE formulas around this point into a similarly wet spell. The next three hundred miles could prove very interesting, or highly predictable... 

Elsewhere; I’ve been busy in the midlands; succumbing to a very nasty bout of food poisoning; demanding a couple of stops at Northampton and Toddington motorway services. In any case, the M1 was pedestrian due to a series of equally visceral collisions, one involving a Truck and several cars.

My series of Children’s stories, characters and themes continue to develop. Once we’ve agreed the second draft of our prequel’s narrative, Michael J Murphy will commence the initial sketches for approval, before bringing them to life digitally.

The Free parable T2 trailer continues to impress me. Its long sleek profile is reminiscent of a spine and when combined with its waterproof dry sack, will manage a competitive 30kilos plus of kit without feeling overburdened.

Being 6061 aluminium, it’s a little lighter than the Yak patterns, though the same rules apply-plan your gear changes carefully, before reaching junctions or climbs and, in my case, over- estimate your turning circle. That said; it tracks more accurately behind and coupled with a slender profile, makes negotiating tighter gaps-traffic, alleyways or indeed, forest trails.

The “spinal” design and plastic mudguard also means annoying chatter is a moot point when gliding over inclement/washboard tarmac. OEM wheels tend to be another afterthought. While hardly exotic, the T2’s 12 inch rolls surprisingly efficiently and while there’s an argument in favour of being able to strip and service/rebuild a basic cup and cone hub in the back of beyond.

In practice the sealed “fit n’ forget” units turn very smoothly and shouldn’t require any intervention in the longer term.  There are a few minor limitations with the design, mind. Those, myself included; who are less orderly in their loading, may find models with broader platforms more convenient for everyday bung in and go missions. Complete review coming soon in Seven Day Cyclist www.sevendaycyclist.com

Reactive Sparks

A business cum friendly associate once remarked that temping was little more than a heat sink for one’s energies and on many levels, I concur.

However, aside from the obvious cash-injection, it’s often proved a surprisingly good catalyst for creativity. During one gig, I created several characters, which ultimately evolved into a series of children’s stories.

Originally conceived for mine and Joshua’s amusement, I’ve recently resurrected them with a view to digital self-publication. Despite promising leads and noises, no animators came forward, thus I’m hunting some inexpensive, user-friendly cartoon/animation software.

I spotted some CDs white attending a computer fair during my last midlands’ trip but was deterred by tales of Trojans and similar malware infections.

Staying with this region, I was stunned Lee Cooper isn’t undertaking commissions just now. Far from turning off the gas and selling his Jigs, he’s been drafted in by Pashley cycles to craft their flagship models.

However, while demand remains high for bespoke builds, the global market place has changed consumer expectations. Increasingly custom builders are outsourcing construction to the Far East in order to remain competitive-just as volume producers did during the late 1980s and 90s. This calls supposed “re-shoring” into question and this trend certainly isn’t restricted to lightweight bicycles.

Niche classic/restorations markets aside, few consumers are willing to pay a coachbuilder to engineer, or repair vehicle bodies. Indeed, panel beaters are increasingly being superseded by body technicians. 

A revival of Fordist production methods also seems underway, judging by a steady trickle of marques offering any tubing you like, so long as it’s Reynolds 525.

Some folks get decidedly sniffy about less glamorous Cro-moly tubes, yet in many respects they deliver phenomenal bang for modest buck-ideal for winter/training and/or everyday riding.

525 was, to my my knowledge, originally conceived in response to modern TIG welded production methods and is available in a wide variety of diameters/thicknesses. This obviously lends it to a wealth of cycling genres/ applications, from lightweight trainer to kitchen sink touring lorry.

In common with its 531 predecessor (which can only withstand non fusion techniques i.e. brazing/soldering) it has also found favour in motorcycle frames, sports car chassis and suspension systems. Lowlier 520 is broadly the same alloy made under licence in Taiwan.

Elsewhere, autumn is in its rich, wet and somewhat windy glory. Great when ensconced at the keyboard, cooking up or redrafting copy but demands careful planning to avoid seasonal chills or rechargeable lighting dropping out unexpectedly. 

Rummaging through assorted Perspex boxes resurrected this fabulous Light N’ Motion blinky and two li-on cells; the latter seem fully compatible with the One23 Extreme and more powerful Magicshine lamps.

On paper (and indeed asphalt) there’s little call for exceeding 1000 lumens but in practice lends and reflector quality has greater effect upon useable output. Hence why some 550/600 lumen systems cast a more effective, useable beam for road, or indeed helmet mounted trail duties.

Experimenting with two Extreme Bright lamps (battery packs nestling bat fashion at opposite ends of the top tube) technically means 2000 lumens at my fingertips but identical beam patterns with minor imperfections are less useable than intelligent systems combining spot and flood, whether singularly or via two separate lamps.

Wagons Roll!

Life's as much about working smart as it is hard and old adages in reference to busy folk getting things done seem very colloquial at present. Falling leaves of radiant colours signal the end of trade shows and the steady procession of fresh samples wind their way to my door.

Had a wonderful email from Gary Rothera advising his order book has gone into orbit and thanking me for interviewing him for a UK title. Consequently, he’s sending me some fresh lines to play with and should temping maintain consistent cadence, I’ll pop along to Lee Cooper with the Holdsworth and have him perform replacement bottom bracket shell surgery as a Christmas pressie to myself. Obviously, “Ninja Blue” will need new livery but I’ll leave that in the capable hands of Maldon Shot blasting & powder coating. 

Every so often, I get fanciful ideas about upgrading the Univega’s front end in favour of a carbon fork, disc braked configuration but monies are better invested elsewhere-last year it was replenishing tiring camera bodies/lenses and this season a laptop’s looking likely.

On the consumerables front, a sudden spike in tube munching amongst the fleet (Valve stem failure, rather than belted tyre casings not doing their stuff) has necessitated buying in of fresh stock and I might go the bulk purchase bargain route should opportunity present itself. Afterall, is there such a thing as too many when it comes to the humble butyl inner tube?

Speaking of which, replacing its ailing UN52 signalled time for a good wash and hard paste car waxing to purge grime and spray that, despite full length, portly mudguards never fails to accumulate around the fork blades, seat and chainstays. Cursory inspection also revealed a dragging cantilever arm and fraying cable. But both demons were swiftly defeated with a quick squirt of water displacer, tweaking of cable tension and of course, some superglue.     

Dwindling daylight has revealed the limitations of the more powerful commuter plus 200lumen lamps with integral rechargeable li-on cells. Sure, they’ll keep pace with the suburbs and are perfectly adequate in the “being seen” sense but don’t cajole oncoming drivers into dipping their main beams.  Ergo the Magicshine and its previous, quirkier incarnation will become regular features, even if they sit on the lower 450 lumen setting, delivering Audax friendly six hour run times from a single charge.

Hold the front page! I've just landed this Exposure Revo dynamo headlamp. Designed as an integrated system with the UK marque's range of hubs and rear plug in lamps, it belts out a phenomenal eight hundred lumens with nominal effort.

Ours has behaved impeccably with an Ultegra dynohub, delivering the sort of crisp, flicker free illumination perfect for navigating unlit rural backwaters at thirty and less challenging singletrack to around twenty. Oncoming SUVs dip their headlamps at around three hundred and fifty metres and some drivers even stop!

Stand light technology means the lamp remains lit for up to ten minutes when stationary coming back on stream with a quick nudge of the front wheel. Suffice to say I'm completely smitten! 

Coupling this with my previous commentary on the importance of effective rider-specific illumination has me researching suitable options for the trailer.

Just when I was about to launch into rocking horse/hens’ teeth analogies, along comes Fibre Flare with their range, which looks to offer the perfect blend of surface area, output and rubberised mounting hardware.

They’re offering two mini front models designed to bolster peripheral prowess and I’m visualising three originals lain horizontally at the rear and shotgun on the side rails with two miniature white models positioned vertically at the front, thus completing the flight path runway/grotto effect handsomely.

UK law only prescribes a single, rear light but in my view, it’s insufficient and inviting a SMIDSY moment when leaving junctions. Most drivers will not be factoring in a coupling, especially those piloting lowered Saxo with thumping base and big can announcing their distinct lack of virility …

  

Nothing came of approaching that local publisher with my series of short children’s fiction but undeterred, preliminary discussions with another small scale company looks a little more promising, albeit tempered with a level spoonful of realism. Afterall, feedback of all kinds, not just the pretty stuff is how we progress, develop and improve-if we really want to.     

Cometh December, Cometh The Dayglow

Drifting through to December brings with it the joys of day-glow. Prime examples to land at my door are these Proviz gloves and Altura night vision socks. At a whisker below £25, the former boast a windproof and water repellent laminated polyester exterior and micro fibre palm proliferated with silicone dots for a superlative, all conditions grip. The ubiquitous gel/foam ulnar padding is relatively low density, which works better for me, since the pronounced types are prone to inducing precisely the discomfort they were intended to alleviate. Thinner, wind blocking fabric makes for nimble fingers, enabling photo opportunities and less glamorous roadside puncture purges without necessitating removal. Speaking of which, they’ll resist heavy rain to the tune of thirty, maybe forty minutes-depending on how we’re defining cloudburst but mercifully, things stay toasty inside and there’s no danger of extracting a limp, soggy liner come the ed of an inclement training run. For the feet, Altura have taken their night vision concept to the logical, if slightly quirky conclusion. Available in warm orange (my preference) or the acid trip neon yellow, they’re made of common or garden Coolmax and do most things very well, albeit not on the same terms as Merino wool. However, the safety aspect works best with 3/4lengths which might not be everyone’s first choice in the depths of winter-although again, this is highly dependant on where you are in the world…
Those two frames have emerged from the curing ovens with new red and blue liveries. I’m still none the wiser as to their heritage but the suspected Holdsworth was badly nibbled, especially along the chain and seat stays, disguised by a thicker coat of powder since the customer was reluctant to foot the bill for more extensive filler-based preparation. Graham noticed some imperfections in the final colour coat induced by the seepage of residual oils languishing within the tubes. Fearing another trip through the blast cabinet would induce structural damage (even left softening in the stripping tank overnight) he addressed this by rubbing flat and introducing further, light coats, passing through the oven once more. John Doe’s chrome plate rear triangle and forks were of the lick and promise variety, vanishing with the introduction of gentle aluminium oxide particles. This was a moot point since the customer wasn’t looking to replicate the original effect and the parent metal gives a much better key for the colour coats.

A quick look around their holding bay gives an insight into the country’s wider mood. More and more people are having basic children’s frames refinished and passed to younger siblings. This is indicative of a very different mood that has replaced the buy new ethos for may working families frightened for their futures, economic and otherwise.

Elsewhere, I’ve been revisiting my series of children’s stories penned some years ago and aside from strengthening the characterisation, I’m hoping to generate sufficient publisher interest. Having seen my late father successfully publish several academic titles during the 1980s I am acutely aware of publisher resistance to “unproven” or previously unpublished authors but this is just a phenomenon I will have accept and ultimately overcome.