Conversion FGG

Early spring is probably the most unpredictable seasons for riding, or at least dressing. Winter’s slimy cauldron is pretty straightforward. Mudguards, stouter tyres and chain lubes to keep bikes happy. ¾ lengths/tights, overshoes, hats, gloves and base, mid layers/arm extensions and micro jacket cater for most conditions. 

Spring can hurl hail, sleet and snow with one hand, blazing sunshine the next-all in the space of an hour; or less. The past week or so has seen foggy starts and temperatures struggling to exceed 6 degrees.

Cygolite hot rod 50 and Giant Numen + link TL in daylight modes, dynamo and BTwin V100 320 convertible (White or red diodes in flashing or constant modes) have been on duty night, or day. The rationale’ for running blinkies during daylight is about remaining conspicuous and one that I personally subscribe to but don’t necessarily advocate.

Admittedly, someone would have a hard time arguing they were unable to spot the Cygolite dash pro 450 usb or Bontrager 350RT units in daylight flash modes (500 and 350lumens respectively). However, other road users run the risk of “Blinkey blindness” once the practice of running lights during the day becomes the accepted norm.     

300 miles in and the Ti post hasn’t castrated me, or shown any obvious signs of failure/fatigue. Nonetheless, I’m still highly attuned to any unnerving sounds!  

Bib shorts, tights, long sleeve base-layer short-sleeve training jersey and gillet/micro jacket grace my body. Medium density full-finger gloves and Lusso moisture transfer neck warmer takes care of my extremities.

Blessed with a generous thatch, even in really cold conditions, I find hats keep me a little too toasty. Something like this Lusso multi-functional neck warmer is generally ideal, since rather like the iconic buff, I can convert and wear it a number of ways.

Made from a 85% polyester 15% Lycra mix, it lacks the outright comfort of a merino garment but is very competitively priced and easy to live with. The black base and zig-zag patterning coordinates handsomely with the entirety of my riding wardrobe, civvies too.

I’ve always been slightly prone to chest infections since childhood. Though I can usually dispatch a cold within a matter of days, throw a chest infection into the mix and the subsequent chain smokers rattle can linger for weeks. Therefore, I’ve tended to wear it cravat fashion, clinging around my neck.

Just like the iconic Buff and other sleeve types, there’s sufficient length for covering the cheeks and nose-bandit style. In this guise, it also provides some welcome protection against dust and other physical particles but obviously, no defence against those emitted by diesel vehicles in congested traffic. 

Merino aside, my one minor gripe with the tube type designs is their relatively slow wicking once truly saturated-I’m talking post torrential rain, not concerted rider effort. I’ve not encountered this particular scenario just yet but will be interesting to see how the Lusso shapes up in a storm.

Balaclavas also have a niche following on these shores. When the mercury slips several degrees below zero, I’ve found some polyester models fine but +7 degrees upward, clamminess really sets in. This “Weatherneck system” arrived the other week. It’s essentially a convertible balaclava cum neck-gaiter and facemask. So far, it’s shaping up to be three surprisingly good garments in one. https://theweatherneck.com/

The amusingly monikered mullet cap offers excellent defence against chill (albeit slightly too warm for yours truly) and fits very well. The perforated Balaclava component is similarly generous and attaches/adjusts via moderately powerful magnets, which is a lot more convenient than Velcro, especially while cruising along. Turned chilly? Simply whip it round and let the magnets do their thing.

The base can be tucked into a jersey for seamless protection and unlike some monocoque designs, hasn’t impaired breathing, or turned overly clammy under sustained effort.

Back in the 70s and 80’s Balaclavas were associated with bank robbers and best removed before entering public buildings. 

These days, it seems combining this with a remote trigger for SLR cameras leads to “community spirited” neighbours believing you are part of a terror cell...

Finally on this conversion themed entry, we have the MKS EZY system. This permits tool-free, quick release removal of certain MKS pedals. The main idea being you can remove one, or both to deter theft when locking up in the street, when transporting a bike, or just optimising storage space. Just like their urban platform pedals, it’s extremely refined and beautifully engineered. https://www.sevendaycyclist.com/mks-urban-platform-pedals .

Step in, or dual sided systems have been my default for almost 25 years, although there’s a lot to be said in favour of half-clip designs for bike-as-car commuting/utility riding in smart/street shoes, or even less pronounced steel toe safety footwear.

Ending on a completely different note, these three turkeys have been blocking the back road, almost religiously, every Tuesday morning. They’re quite vocal in their contempt, engage in seemingly heated debate among themselves and refuse to move, even for large articulated trucks!        

Planet Bong

Arguably the place where our political elite inhabit much of their waking hours while the greater majority of us employ a pragmatic make do n’ mend philosophy, it’s also a fascinating shop in Leamington Spa. The “usual projects” now includes redrafting of short fiction since I can’t stand essentially robust copy languishing in the hard drive. In this instance the resurrection of “Belgian Mix” http://www.63xc.com/michaels/belgianmix.htm, ring fencing a couple of hours daily with a view to satisfactory completion come September’s swansong. Mastering time management- working efficiently by another name is one of the most rewarding and essential freelancer skills. Close of last week, words and paragraphs had begun merging into a homogeneous, almost unintelligible mass, so I left a few, otherwise decent drafts marinating and headed up country to spend some time behind the lens.

Returning recharged, these and other pieces were drummed into shape and despatched to their intended recipients. Crafting pitches can prove similarly exhausting and responses, affirmative or otherwise can be several weeks hence. Glancing over at my test bench, there’s been a tsunami of enticing goodies including this beautifully crafted titanium from Torus Cycles (Justin Burls & Andy Jones).

Ours was the 27.2, 400m version, though its inline version caters for time trialists and others preferring to be poised directly over the bottom bracket shell. 264g is perhaps heavy by carbon standards but machining is exquisite and the wonder material oozes an unmistakable zing across inclement surfaces without feeling remotely whippy. Similarly £125 is hardly small change but there’s no call for planned retirement since 3AL 2.5v is particularly immune to fatigue (excluding incidence of phenomenal abuse).

Do remember those cursory licks of ti prep where it enters the seat tube, not forgetting cradle hardware. Thundering along the lanes under its spell, my serenity was rudely interrupted by a phantom squeak-something I wrongly attributed to the aluminium bolts until discovering my fixer’s crank bolt had mysteriously worked loose. Snugged tight using a leggy T handled 8mm Allen key, said fiend piped up again five miles hence. Introducing the torque wrench and a few extra nm resolved the issue.

Our climate has turned disarmingly autumnal these past few days, coinciding with the receipt of these similarly space age corrosion- inhibiting Protecht brews. The ultimate formula is an extremely powerful one that cures to a dry, clear and seemingly dirt phobic state. Supposedly acid and salt resistant, said qualities are ideally suited for mothballing decorative electroplate, anodised and polished surfaces either in storage or pretty ferrous winter bikes dripping in the stuff. BG innovations (the marque’s UK importer) are suitably tight lipped when broached about composition but suggest its ultra invasive and withstands operating temperatures of +50 degrees. Logical then that I’ve deployed ours within thin walled steel framesets, trailers, tagalongs and of course, the Ka’s notoriously grot prone regions. Initial impressions are extremely favourable, surprisingly economical too but a harsh winter will be more revealing.

Far from a watered down version, the advanced sibling is slightly waxy and arguably more versatile preserve that remains functional at 650 degrees-unsurprising perhaps given both were initially conceived for automotive audiences. Another excellent internal rust inhibitor, commendable on external plated surfaces so long as you weren’t mortified by the steady cultivation of a thin, grimy layer. Unlike Vaseline, electrical connectivity is accentuated without risking subsequent galvanic corrosion, thus ideal for dynamo connectors, computer/blinky battery terminals and similar gizmos directly in scuzzy water’s firing line. Suffice to say that VDO X1DW cadence sensor hasn’t missed a beat even fully submerged for three consecutive miles.

Maldon Shot blasting and powder coating were keen to show me their new range of powder finishes freshly imported from the states-beautiful but with some bizarre, almost mirth inducing monikers. This SE jump frame being a case in point. I’d call it lime green but Trevor tells me its actually “Shocking Yellow” applied atop a chrome effect base coat. Cost implications are around the £110 mark depending on host material and what nasties’ blasting uncovers. Remember those sound but slightly scabby “school chair” forks I’d earmarked for the Univega’s front end? Well, Trevor generously refinished them in a rich gloss black free of charge-a lovely gesture and very welcome just now.