Fettling, Focus & Filthy Fun

Having banished the banshee howl, thirty miles hence, it was replaced by pronounced mushiness. Maybe it harks back to the days of Campagnolo and Modolo with super strong springs but my preference is for levers with a really firm feel. Much as I expected, we’d succumbed to some minor cable stretch. Virtually unheard of with premium grade inner wires, otherwise faithful OEM/budget fare remains slightly prone.

Roadside repair aside, the best cure involves dialling them in to taste and pumping the lever(s) repeatedly inducing metal stretch and sloppy action. Pull the inner wire taught and nip the pinch bolt tight again. Ideally leave overnight and repeat-sorted.

Popular consensus suggests that “serious” riding only applies to competitive contexts. Hmm, long rides with friends; or indeed in complete solitude for their own sake, commuting to work, or utility aren’t??  I seem to recall this sneering, disparaging tone expressed toward mountain biking when it began capturing the British public’s imagination during the mid1980s…Horses for courses and different strokes for different folks spring to mind.

For a good decade or so, many large manufacturers have been offering great value, sensibly dressed commuter bikes. Sure 6061 or more workman-like Cro-moly framesets might not set pulses racing or tongues wagging. Nonetheless, they are extremely functional, engaging to ride and a much better bet for less glamorous duties than thin wall exotica with “steal-me” groupsets. The same principles apply to clothing/accessories.  

Many, including myself love and take their bikes; equipment and riding seriously but have little urge to participate in traditional genres of racing. In many regards Audax has become the default alternative but there’s a quiet yet increasingly popular movement towards a different kind of collectivism. Chance meander through a Colchester side street revealed Col Velo…

This is a partnership between Rob Hardwood and Will Morgan, who founded in October 2014. Their tag line suggests leaving one’s ego at the door, partaking in some coffee and joining like-minded folk for an organised, though informal jaunt.

A no-drop policy affirms this inclusive, ride-with, rather than compete-against ethos, which resonated with me, so I popped down for a chat last Monday night. 

Essentially, these are group outings catering for different abilities with pre-planned but varied routes through the more picturesque North Essex/Anglia regions. Leading out from Velo! Café’ tone is camaraderie, appreciating bikes, equipment and experiences with passion and open minds. www.colvelo.co.uk

Elsewhere, I’ve been rummaging through the spares box for inspiration, specifically looking to update the Univega’s likeably cutesy Knog NERD for something better endowed functions wise. Within in a few minutes it emerged in the guise of this fifteen-function and imaginatively monikered BBB BCP 13W. Five minutes, a trace of Vaseline on the battery contacts and fresh CR2032 and LR44 cells hence saw it burst into life.

Convenience is wireless’ main draw- simple to fit, nothing to snag during front end overhauls or just blasting along overgrown bridle path. However, assuming you calibrate wheel circumference manually and do sensor/magnet proximity by the book, wired versions remain most accurate and are unaffected by electrical currents/similar interference. 

Stem mounting is another boon, freeing up some much needed handlebar space, although the Univega’s extremely short extension means ours almost fouls the top-cap. Counting two wheel sizes and maintenance/lubrication reminders as functions is gilding the lily, borderline gimmick in the latter context.

Then again, there’s a lot to be said for a maintenance nudge given the impact neglected chains can have on 9/10/11spd groupsets. Pacer arrows and single button command are similarly welcomed.  

Genesis have sent me their Croix De Fer 2.0 to play with and I’ve wasted no time in getting it dirty, grinning all the way. Hopefully the next couple of weeks will present some more challenging test conditions.  

      

   

Taming of the Squeal & Other Minor Triumphs

Having ridden fifty formative miles with the new headset, my serenity (and everyone else’s) was rudely interrupted by the front brake’s blood curdling banshee howl. Nothing more serious than misaligned and slightly glazed pads; sorted in less than ten minutes with 5, 3mm Allen keys and a little, fine grade sandpaper. 

Bijous’ multi tools bristling with functions are blessing and curse in equal measure.

You’ll never find yourself bereft of that torx diver at the crucial moment and these are for quick roadside tweaks, not workshop staples. However, cable bolts and balance screws aside; there are other situations where longer bits blitz faff. Recessed seat/ cable clamp, square taper crank and Ahead preload bolts being prime examples.

Thankfully and quite by accident, I’ve rediscovered this rather handsome Brooks M21 while having another sort out. 21 functions won’t tackle every situation and 290g is very apparent in jacket pockets but it’s hard to beat for sheer leverage and refinement.  Off the subs bench and into my Univega’s equally bomb-proof cotton duck rack bag it goes!

Icy, slushy stuff has started becoming a popular roadside adornment in these parts and according to Revolution’s Velocity computer, the mercury hasn’t inched past 4 degrees Celsius. Thus, after several outings both Ilpompino and Univega were deserving of a proper sudsy pamper. Decisions, decisions, do I go for the household name that’s long been something of an institution, or a lesser known favourite of mine…

Now, there is some truth that, dilute enough household kitchen detergents will achieve similar results without dulling paint/finishes or inducing corrosion on stainless/ polished parts. However, while these and dedicated bike brews will perform the same tasks, some are genuinely more effective than others-depending on their concentration.  

This prompted some experimentation. Two brands may be broadly similar chemically but does trigger design genuinely affect i.e. improve overall performance?…Exchanging that belonging to an iconic name for one with a specialist "agitating" head confirmed my suspicions.

The pink legend emerges in precisely the same foaming consistency. Being more concentrate on contact suggests an even coat and shorter marinating times to achieve same effect. That in question was the original, factory formula, rather than dilute to taste version, which I find more versatile. 

The song remained unchanged when swapping heads with another respected, albeit more dilute pink brand. Host bottles may well join the recycling pile but looks like that trigger will become a fully affiliated member of my tool-box.

Headsets & Heart Warming Stories

The arrival of this crown race removal tool prompted transplant surgery on the Univega. Aside from adding a second spacer and longer headlock bolt, everything slotted together with minimal faff.

Weighing a very reasonable 118g (by my scales) Stronglight O light LX alloy Aheadset is nicely machined from 7075 aluminium. Annular contact bearings are another definite plus, vastly superior to standard balls. Deliciously slick, these are popular with touring, tandem and trike builds given their large contact area and load bearing properties.

Irrespective of genre, lower races suffer most and pitting can occur alarmingly quickly with traditional balls, especially those of more humble origin. By the same token, rubbishing these is utter nonsense-high end models last years with regular servicing, stiff greases and 25 grade balls.

Contact lip seals should shut the door to moisture and similar ingress between overhauls and a two year warrantee bodes extremely well. Those of a belt n’ braces persuasion might want to slip a rubber “boot” made from a section of old mountain bike butyl, secured with colour coordinated cable tie. 

I may go this route come inspection time but it’s less of a concern on bikes wearing full length mudguards (fenders to our friends in the states).Ours was treated to a hearty helping of Muc-off bio grease, which consists of “naturally derived lubricants, anti- corrosion agents, friction modifiers, viscosity controllers and stabilisers”.

Hmm, well colour and consistency are reminiscent of premium grade strawberry jam, lubricant properties seem favourable and it should be kinder to seals, skin and rubberised components than petrochemicals. I’ll take a peek come March to see how it compares with Teflon, Lithium and Ceramic blends.    

Talking of kindness, the curious, yet previously agreeable SR Becoz has mysteriously started encouraging Lycra to gather intrusively-Nora Batty fashion. I initially thought it attributable to old, saggy shorts/3/4lengths but the song remained consistent with new pairs.

Uncomfortable, not to mention aesthetically unflattering, I originally substituted the Becoz for the marques’ sportier Lookin; then remembered this superb Turbomatic gel flow team perch snoozing in a drawer. As its name suggests, this is the late 90s classic reinvented with a wealth of contemporary twists.

These include carbon fibre rails, cutaway, variable density memory foam padding, gel inserts and a very sturdy Lorica (faux leather) cover. 230g is seriously impressive too and shaves a welcome 320g from the portly tourer. Seventy miles hence and levels of support seem perfect.

Bereavements tend to focus the mind-what is genuinely important in life and death’s inevitability. Sorrow and mourning are the most obvious sentiments but funerals should also celebrate someone’s life.

I only met Mr Alturo Gandolfi on one occasion but despite advancing years and ill health, he was one of those genuinely remarkable people who leave a lasting, positive impression. Like scores of young men, he served in North Africa during World War II in various capacities.

Badly injured and left for dead, he was subsequently transferred to the UK as a prisoner of war. Soon afterward, while chatting with a friend in the street, a young woman caught his eye.

Bound for Italy and speaking no English, he vowed to return and marry “That girl”. He did and I’ve seen some beautifully preserved photographs of those formative days, which became a happy 66year marriage.

Ending on a completely different note, I’ve a selection of handlebar coverings and do-all touring bikes to harvest for group testing in “Seven Day Cyclist” magazine. Hopefully, their arrival will coincide with challenging weather conditions.

       

New Year’s Revolutions

The festive season is very much business as usual for me. I simply ease off and work in strategic blocks, rather than assume standby. This method alleviates burn out on the one hand, yet ensures creative juices flow seamlessly into January.

Christmas was spent in the midlands, a region gripped by a sudden easterly front, bringing freezing overnight temperatures. The significance being I was attending Coventry Road Club’s annual Boxing Day Cyclo Cross meet on Kenilworth common.

Bitten by some mild, energy sapping seasonal bug, I managed ninety minutes behind the lens before arctic blasts and loathsome lurgi persuaded me back to base via the city’s infamous ring road. Short, localised snow flurries followed that evening but disruption was minimal.

Said weather front tailed me south the following night, prompting fitment of those spiked Schwalbe winter tyres to the Univega’s hoops. Prudent since the mercury staggered towards zero and most local lanes were sheet ice. Nonetheless, we cantered along at 17-20mph while drivers of automatic SUVs and smaller cars struggled with traction.

Two hardy but courteous riders on pared- to- the- essentials road bikes warned of dicey bends looming ahead. Naturally, I eased off, not wanting to tempt fate, though the gravelly patter inspired confidence. Took the same route next morning and loved every minute.

Minor limitations aside, that Tenn kit performed particularly well in these contexts, which is remarkable given their modest asking price. Keep your eyes peeled for a full report on “Sevendaycyclist” www.sevendaycyclist.co.uk .

I haven’t upgraded the tubby one’s headset yet, primarily because £17 worth of dedicated crown removal tool has; you guessed it, failed to materialise in the postal malaise. Temptation was to improvise using an engineer’s mallet and flat bladed screwdriver but I’ll hold fire for now.

Along with snow and a family bereavement on Boxing Day, came the news that City link had gone into receivership. The logistics industry has been fiercely competitive for some time and the role of multi drop driver set to become extinct courtesy of technological change.

However, while there is no room for sentiment in business (meeting deadlines and targets are imperative for survival); even those with scant empathy can appreciate the dismay and resentment expressed by employees and sub-contractors. Some of whom have reportedly not been paid, or expect to receive remuneration for the past six weeks’ service.

Pragmatically, the world is tough and people adapt-as several “upmarket” tabloids would doubtless attest. Fine and dandy in abstract but experience suggests successfully extrapolating oneself from the wreckage without everything imploding is no mean feat.

Talking of technology, Ged Holmyard at Edinburgh Bicycle Co-operative www.edinburghbicycle.com  popped their Revolution Velocity 20 function cycle computer out to me. OK, so wireless units are pretty much ten a penny these days and we’d be forgiven for thinking contemporary examples do everything bar triggering the kettle five minutes from home/work.

However, minor overlap aside, temperature recorder, thermometer, calorie count and fat burned indicator are talking points. Well, they caught my attention-time will reveal whether they’re genuinely useful, or gimmick. There’s nothing convoluted about calibration and formative fettling suggests it’s among the most intuitive I’ve used to date.  

Right; now to thrash out some frame angles while these brushes marinate in my makeshift parts washer…

Logistical Redemption & Festive Threesomes

Hmm, perhaps someone in the logistics industry was reading my last post-those Tenn gloves and overshoes have just arrived-along with this Stronglight Aheadset.

Made from neatly machined 7075 aluminium, it boasts annular (as distinct from ball, or needle roller) bearings. Arguably, the latter are equally suited to touring, tandem, trike and similarly high stress applications thanks to broad surface areas.

Will be interesting to see what (if any) difference these make, especially at the lower race. I have previously employed the French marques’ justly popular and similarly priced threaded A9 model with more traditional touring builds.

Trouble free for many thousands of miles; I’m hoping this unit will follow in its footsteps. Lip seals promise similar defence against moisture/ingress but other factors; including correctly reamed and faced head tubes, sympathetic installation using stiff greases is equally significant.  Fitting’s earmarked for that quietly industrious, contemplative corridor between Christmas and New Year.

According to folklore, things run in threes. Freehub was first, headset second and this week, its otherwise dependable Dia Compe rear stoppers got the sulks and couldn’t be cajoled back to civility.

Regular readers will recall my predisposition toward front braking, reasoning that 80% of our weight moves forward. However, legalities aside; I’m firmly of the mindset that if something’s fitted, it must be functional and preferably finely honed.

Often a judicious blast of PTFE based spray while repeatedly pumping the lever cures matters. No joy…Closer inspection confirmed the frame’s pivot points were clean and completely free of corrosion. In fact, they still sported a protective layer of ceramic grease, comparably spotless springs too. Yet the left wouldn’t return for love, money or kind words… 

While having a thorough clean, sweep and tidy of the garage (as stipulated by one’s maternal figurehead during her most recent weapon’s inspection), I happened upon these wide arm units that once adorned the Ilpompino’s seat stay bosses.

Mechanical efficiency is greatly superior to low profile designs, although more extreme versions can present compatibility issues on smaller frames, especially when large panniers and generous feet enter the equation.  

Fresh cable, a lick of lube and ten minutes light fettling later they were pride of place. Reliable service resumed with discernibly superior modulation and feel-huzzah!

Talking of braking, I’ve always been a fan of the much maligned U brake. Sure, its low slung location had dire consequences for mountain bikers venturing beyond arid, dusty trails but I was impressed with their power and believed it had much wider horizons.

Decathlon would appear of similar opinion judging by their Alur 700. An unusual move since discs have stolen the show on road biased builds these past few seasons. However, this configuration was chosen to improve clearances, thus entertaining 28mm tyre sections, which can deliver a more compliant, sure-footed passage over wet, greasy winter roads. 

Suspect said stopper will require more frequent cleaning/inspection given its likely to be blasted with that slimy, sludgy and sometimes salty cocktail, mind.

Right, well my extra powerful 1700watt vacuum cleaner has just this minute expired-the fourth thing in a row (!) Best pack bags, head off to the midlands, watch some grass roots ‘cross racing and spend Christmas with very special people.

Getting The Message But Not The Parcels...

Tuesday 2^nd saw me meeting the CEO of a small scale bike brand outside Bermondsey tube station. Never one to waste a few minutes, armed with trusty workhorse Sony Alpha SLR, I snapped these working fixers/single speeds shackled obediently to nearby stands.

Moments later my host arrived and whisked me off to a classically authentic and highly hospitable Italian café’ restaurant several streets away. Six hours hence, our meeting drew to a mutually favourable conclusion and I re-joined the sea of equally purposeful commuters, weaving through platforms and cramming themselves sardine fashion into a slowing procession of tube carriages.

Dark by 1500hrs, tis the season for day glow overshoes and potent dynamos. Those genuinely unique and capable Shower’s Pass covers fit in a flash and are one of the few readily compatible with broader street-styled shoes (although you’ll need to cut their sole to accommodate recessed cleats).

While belting along the back roads aboard the Univega, its rear wheel began an ominous “self-destruct” symphony some ten miles from home, announcing its oft maligned M475 freehub needed emergency strip and rebuild surgery.

Aside from regular cassette replacements, sporadic skewer greasing and generic polishing; mine has been fending for itself these past 5,000miles. New bearings, Teflon based grease and freehub body hence; we’re sorted for another year or so.

Despite my best efforts, one of the front hoop’s stainless spokes has succumbed badly to the salt monster’s slimy, caustic tongue, thus necessitates replacement sometime in the New Year-before it “twangs” unexpectedly.

I fully intend to upgrade the tubby tourer’s cheap but relatively cheerful Aheadset in favour of something better sealed and with higher quality cartridge/needle roller bearings.

These distribute loads much better than standard balls, thus wear slower and run buttery smooth. Sadly, Woodman’s Saturn (Fitted to Holdsworth and Teenage Dream) is no longer in production. A Tange needle roller and Stronglight annular unit, both giving change from £25 have caught my eye.

Decathlon opened its latest store in Harlow last week and I was lucky enough to get a press invite. More famous for its cycle museum and college of Journalism, I hadn’t been to the town for over twenty years, although the retail park was easily found.

Smaller than some, there was still plenty to see. I am particularly taken with their (in house) Btwin clothing range-especially their mid/upper end 500 and 700 series. Hopefully, I’ll have some samples and their junior series for testing early in 2015.

Christmas is one of the busiest periods for logistics companies with ever greater demands being met by a reserve army of seasonal labour. However, two, maybe three consignments of relatively valuable test kit have mysteriously “vanished” in the past six weeks.

One carrier had the cheek to record these as delivered (and signed for!) suggesting they’re helping themselves and/or running a lucrative side line-might  have a gander on the auction sites later..

Having served as a seasonal dobbin at various points, I have witnessed boxes containing flat screen plasma TVs, lightweight bicycle frames and other fragile items launched shot-putter fashion across warehouses and slammed into wire mesh cages.

A wonder we receive anything, let alone in serviceable condition. Interestingly and in keeping with other un/semi-skilled production/assembly line contexts, you’ll meet the nicest and nastiest ends of humanity.

I’ve noticed close parallels with the sentiments expressed by men working the line at Ford’s Halewood plant in Huw Beynon’s 1970s study “Working for Ford”.  “They’re all working here but they’re just really hanging around, waiting for something to turn up…” Hmm, haven’t seen a set of Tenn Gloves, Overshoes too by any chance folks?

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Master Blaster

Peter Gabriel’s gig at Birmingham’s LG arena proved a very pleasant surprise and confirmed him, not only as an extremely competent musician with something to say but one whose work has continuously evolved. Now bald and sporting a neatly groomed goatee, he took the audience seamlessly through different creative phases, including an experimental one.

This eschewed a very industrial, yet rhythmic beat reminiscent of car body plants before he performed the familiar, album tracks. Musicians, rather like actors can become typecast, or at least frozen within time. Roddy Byers once remarked that people default to his membership of the Specials; rather than discussing his current projects.

I can see how this happens among fans, for who the music is inextricably linked with/nostalgic yearning for certain periods in their past. Indeed, there’s plenty of money in well packaged nostalgia but infuriating for an artist talking to journalists about their new project/direction.    

Mercifully, my mile-munching Ka sailed through its MOT last week; save for a headlamp bulb and nearside rear tyre that was cruising close to the legal limit. 128,200 miles strong and electro-mechanically simple, there will come a point when even the mighty Mk1 will be beyond economic repair.

Attentions have turned to something even simpler-a Lomax 223 or 224. Technically kit cars, these are 3 and 4 wheel models, reminiscent of Morgan based around Citroen’s super simple twin cylinder 602cc 2CV/Dyane engine and running gear. However, something an enthusiasts’ car, these are likely to be well maintained and given an age-related (rather than the slightly dubious Q) plate.  

Chances are, I’ll look into uprating the headlamps’ prowess too. Talking of which, I’ve acquired this 1800lumen Cree unit for my winter/trainer, which will hopefully feed from one of several well maintained li-on cells and cast a better quality arc of light than its existing 1,000lumen model.

Helmet lamps have traditionally been the preserve of mountain bikers but some are now boasting several, asphalt sensible settings. 2000lumens might be brilliant for scorching full-pelt along unlit trails, though this sort of ferocity isn’t particularly good PR on public roads. I’ve been lucky enough to sample Lupine’s 700 lumen Neo2. 

Made with stereotypical Teutonic precision, its matchbox sized lithium polymer cell can either cadge a lift in jersey pockets, or atop the lid, theoretically distributing the weight uniformly. Frankly; this works in practice-with most genres of helmets too. 700 lumens are a little underpowered for serious singletrack but more than adequate for identifying potholes and similar hazards at a decent lick along unlit lanes.

This and the 400 setting proved very effective when emerging from concealed entrances and junctions, capturing driver attention long enough for swift, dignified and moreover safe getaways without dazzling others. Low 240/140 modes are best for sub/urban duties and sip reserves and there’s also reading and SOS settings for pitching tents, reading maps and of course, sorting mechanicals.

Aside from the fact complying with UK traffic regulations dictates running bike mounted lighting too, it’s primarily a flood beam, so you’ll need something with a spot for picking out detail.  I may acquire something from the Far East, possibly of greater output-purely for comparative purposes but £129 remains decidedly favourable when all performance criteria’s considered.

Right, I’m off to see a man about his new bike range and play with some overshoes. 

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