Minority Report (Pain in the Arse)

 

I have always been something of a minority and that doesn’t overly bother me, in any respect. Despite the very welcome resurgence in popularity, cycling remains a minority or less mainstream activity here in the UK.  

The same goes for several interests and passions I hold dear. I’ve touched on this and my introversion before. In commercial (and indeed other social contexts) I am perfectly capable. Borderline loquacious, given the right variables. However, I deftly swerve introspection and beyond the quality of my work, feel no need to seek attention.  

Provided I’ve done nothing to elicit a negative experience, I care little about whether people like me or not. Something I find very empowering and I’m very selective about those I allow beyond my veneer. Those who genuinely know me, describe me as a unique person, an acquired taste. I’d much sooner this, than a two-dimensional cardboard cut-out.  

January can be a long, austere month. Long forgotten are December’s festivities and cosy glow, often replaced by dull skies, unexpected expenditure and longing. Distractions can also take hold. These are fine, so long as they don't detract from physical, mental or emotional energies that would be better employed elsewhere. This typically strikes me in the workshop. Left unchecked, experimentation with gearing and other component changes can develop lives of their own. I’ll just...Is an extremely dangerous thought. One that can see ideas rapidly assuming lives of their own.  

Yes, winter can be a pain in the arse... 

Having ruled out saddle misalignments and similar issues, I am doing some trial-and-error miles with fresh longs and pads. My hypothesis is that some favourite bib tights and ¾ lengths are coming to the end of their service life, resulting in discomfort. 

  

While I felt able and had the grease out, I decided it was time to give my fixed gear winter/trainer a seriously good wash and perform the fork switch. I’ve stuck with the TRP Spyre SLC calliper for now since it was just a question of switching it over and the existing cable was fine. Annoyingly, unlike the basic Spyre, the SLC’s clamp seems more prone to fraying inner wires. Especially since I’ve always used a correctly calibrated torque wrench to snug everything down.  

Mercifully, the fork switch was plain sailing. I decided not to prune the steerer any shorter and simply added another 5mm spacer. I also gave the Stronglight headset bearings a clean and liberal helping of Juice Lubes Bearing Juice. This is closer to a putty than a traditional grease.  

Buttery smooth, friction is higher compared with preps like Park Tool Poly lube 1000 TESTED: PARK TOOL POLYLUBE 1000 LUBRICANT FOR BICYCLES (sevendaycyclist.com), not to mention, Peaty’s Speed Grease PEATY'S SPEED GREASE | cycling-not-racing (sevendaycyclist.com). However, during the depths of winter, I’m more concerned with a grease’s ability to protect against water, ingress and corrosion.  

Closer inspection revealed some structural deterioration of the Kinesis fork. I whipped out the hacksaw and cut it up before I forgot about this and inadvertently passed it to a friend.  

Credit where it’s due, this took more effort than I was expecting. I’ve kept the crown and steerer, so it will live on as a drift for headset cups etc, since (a) waste not, want not (b) I believe my scrap piece of downtube met the skip during 2020’s pre-move, garage rationalisation.   

Since I was there, I switched to the Halo White Line/PD8 HALO CLASSIC RIM & SHUTTER PRECISION DYNOHUB DISC WHEEL BUILD (sevendaycyclist.com) wheel, with the CST Pika tyre, for aesthetic uniformity and improved clearance. I was surprised to discover the rim shod with a narrow, 559 (mtb) rim tape, not the 622 I’d expected to see. Testament to Schwalbe that it’s stretched so far without snapping or losing shape.  

The new fork is closer to a traditional cyclocross design, with slightly tighter clearances than the DC7 it replaces. 35mm tyres. If you’re prepared to ditch a front guard, 38 tops.  

Fixed gear winter/trainer freshly washed and waxed, it was time to pop it away and go for a formative shakedown ride the following morning. Unforgiving headwind aside, the fixed flew and everything felt exactly as it should, especially at the front end. Fate intervened in a positive sense, again. Talking of which, here’s my review of the Vecnum FreeQuence Suspension Stem https://www.sevendaycyclist.com/vecnum-freeqence-suspension-stem 

Roads and clear, starry skies to myself (save for the odd rabbit) I just sat back and cruised as fast as my legs could carry me- ejecting meaty chunks of phlegm as need presented. I am strong but vulnerable to chest infections, which linger painfully- long after the other markers of cold, or flu have passed. 

 

I am also very aware that old practices such as “running a cold out on the road” are potentially extremely dangerous. Certainly not something I’d advocate, but I do find that having recovered from a lurgi, riding is a great expectorant. Stubborn, residual nastiness that otherwise lingers and settles on my chest, shifts and is more readily expelled.  

Not something I’d want to subject others to, but fine on solo outings. Given the typically wet, mucky conditions, I was rather pleased Weldtite sent me this fabulous bundle of bike cleaning and protectant goodies, for testing. Oh, and here’s my review of the CST Pika Gravel Tyres CST Pika Gravel Tyres | cycling-not-racing (sevendaycyclist.com) 

 

Gravelly Patter &Model Behaviour

Had another extremely pleasant and productive photoshoot last week, this time at Studio Six in Writtle https://studiosixchelmsfordhire.wordpress.com/2015/06/24/studio-six-website-is-up-and-running-well-not-quite-but-this-will-do-nicely-until-it-is/ .  Well-equipped and spacious, Kathleen was the perfect host on hand with tea and skilled studio support.

Sony A6000 played nicely with remote flash triggers, suggesting it’s a temperamental streak with the older Alpha bodies. I’ve another studio shoot lined up after the core bike show and a February (location) gig in Peterborough.

Building rapport and communication are crucial to a comfortable experience and ultimately, high quality images. In the main, experienced professional models have required very little direction and during the first hour, I prefer them to lead. Past this point, a more experimental, collaborative flavour takes hold.

My stance is to communicate in detail, the moment a shoot is booked, developing rapport and a clear understanding of both model and photographer. This preparation avoids ambiguity and establishes the other’s comfort zones. References certainly help but life experience and a highly attune intuition are equally important.

Legally, in a shoot where the model is paid, images I take are my property and can be used accordingly. However, I work with the model and will only release/use those that both parties are comfortable with.

I read people very quickly and politely swerve those, who raise red flags. Safety for model and myself are paramount. I will never work alone-a third party (ideally neutral and female) must always be present. Again, I graciously decline anyone indicating resistance, or failing to grasp my reasons for doing so.

I’ve also been approached by Instagram “influencers” offering me the “opportunity” of exposure i.e. I chauffeur them to locations, shoot all day, hand them the unedited images afterward, cannot add any watermarks, or indeed receive public credit…

As a marketing case study, yes, there’s a lot to be learned from them. However, anyone buying into this “Power of Social media exposure” line with no money, credits, or rights is genuinely stupid.

By contrast, TFP (Trade for portfolio), where both parties exchange skills and time is perfectly acceptable, in certain circumstances.  Just as “You do the plumbing for my extension, I’ll plaster your walls” might be.

Sabre tooth man flu in remission, fettling also resumed. Soma fabrications Shikoro tyres came up at 36mm when I measured the front (at 85psi), suggesting the Ilpompino’s rear triangle might also swallow one without tickling the chainstays...

Lo and behold, it did. Admittedly clearance was as close as I’d feel comfortable with but acceptable, nonetheless. I also discovered a couple of spare Co2 cartridges, which were added to the wedge pack before distraction took me in another direction.

I’ve also resurrected a Zefal Z console front pack and tethered it to the Univega’s top tube. Decided carrying some additional spare butyl was a good idea and while it’s perfectly possible/acceptable, to stuff ‘em in a jersey pocket, I prefer to keep a couple on the bike. No danger of discovering they’re in the other jacket when you’re miles from base on a cold and rainy night…

A 90minute celebratory blast along the backroads and singletrack lanes last Sunday morning quashed any concerns and brought a big grin to my previously forlorn expression.

At 464g apiece, they’re a good deal lighter than the Schwalbe Marathon GT staples. This was very apparent when accelerating. Even pushing them hard along slimy sections, with 90psi in each, the supple casings just bit deeper, providing oodles of grip.

Look closely at the dimpled tread. This doesn’t add anything to performance in the latter context, rather is designed to protect against flints and similar sharps. More to this than marketing puff, if the past 100 mixed terrain miles are anything to go by.

On the subject of tyres, the recent slippery conditions and increasingly poor road surfaces (I’ve literally seen holes opening up in front of me)  have presented the ideal opportunity to see how well the Schwalbe Marathon 365 live up to their name.   https://www.sevendaycyclist.com/schwalbe-marathon-gt-365-tyres-in-w

As for the nasty lube. Well that has clung on, come hell and hell water-400 road miles between reapplications is very reasonable. It’s remained relatively clean by wet, petrochemical standards, so less call for cleaning the outer plates. There are some riders who will pour scorn on any bike specific chain lube. Chainsaw oil is a particularly good substitute, alongside 10w/40 motor oils.

However, don’t make the mistake of thinking this applies to all engine oils. Modern petrol and diesel variants are developed with sophisticated detergents, designed to clean deposit and regenerate, under pressure of the fuel pump.

Drizzle these on your bike’s chain and it will be serene to start with. In as little as 35miles, chances are those additives will have stripped the lubricant layer, resulting in that familiar, thirsty tinkling.

I’ve tested a lot of lubes over the years and have some very firm favourites, although I’m yet to find one that is perfect for all conditions/contexts. I like clean formulas, so have high hopes for this Smoove Universal chain lube, which reached us in spite of the seasonal postal pilfering. Now, judging by the latest forecasts, I might be whipping those spiked tyres back on…