Freezing filth

No, I’m not going to discuss the best ways of archiving pornography, so click away if that’s your desire and you’ve stumbled on this by mistake... December has turned very dank with freezing fog presenting some challenges. In some respects, these improve the riding experience and sharpen handling skills.  

Despite the powerful K-lite Bikepacker Pro V2 dynamo lamp K LITE BIKEPACKER PRO V2 FRONT LIGHT | cycling-not-racing (sevendaycyclist.com) navigating demands greater concentration, although this, coupled with the Magicshine SeeMee LEDs and a mix of day glow and retro-reflective clothing (including the Pro-Viz 360+ gilet) keeps me conspicuous along soupy lanes. 

There have been a few moments when I’ve thought it might be time to switch the Zilent2 TEST & REVIEW VEE TIRE CO ZILENT TYRES (sevendaycyclist.com) to the 42mm Continental Nordic Spike, for a bit more bite. I’ve rediscovered some laminated jerseys, which have an operating range between –5 and +10 degrees and they are reassuringly competent at these temperatures. Since we’re on the subject, here’s our general, overview guide to dressing for winter WINTER WONDERLAND TWO (sevendaycyclist.com) 

Returning from Tuesday night’s ride, I discovered the Acros Silicone Bar Wrap sporting a very tangible icy glaze. The Kinekt stem also continues to creak when the temperature plummets and damp, greasy conditions are thrown into the mix. Curiously, this doesn’t apply to the post, which works to the same principle.   

A helmet-mounted light is also handy for picking road signs etc out in the gloom. In terms of output, I’m talking 600-800lumens. Blackburn Dayblazer 800 is up to the task, although in common with the genre, battery life is quite short in the highest settings. In this respect, I would’ve been better served by its 1100lumen sibling, at comparable output.   

These conditions have also seen me apply a quick shot of ACF50 to the dynamo contacts. The bike is also filthy within a couple of rides, so by the third, I’m needing to give it a sudsy bucket washdown.

I deliberately left it a week, to get deeply crusty and as you can see from the right-hand chainstay, slurry, mud, spent diesel and seemingly, some flung chain lube.  

These conditions had almost literally stripped the Muc Off E-Bike Ceramic wet Lube too, within 125miles, which was another surprise. I was expecting it to last a little while longer. I’ve received a batch of grot busting goodies from Weldtite and Pure ranges-bang on cue.  

I decided to give the ratty looking transmission a liberal blast of the Weldtite Jet Blast degreaser before switching to the Weldtite Bikewash for a more global blow-over. This orange formula is one designed with a thirty-second standing period before you agitate with a soft brush, then rinse off. I gave ours two helpings and then inspected the frameset. No hint of streaking, or staining, which was a welcome surprise. A high-quality powder-coated finish, such as this is incredibly durable but welcomes periodic TLC. TWO TONE MAKEOVER (sevendaycyclist.com) 

Grit and similarly abrasive stuff clinging to outer cables can still (albeit relatively slowly) make inroads into the lacquer and ultimately topcoat, if left unchecked. periodic hard-paste waxing (as you should with any other painted, lacquered, anodised or polished finish) is another good move. Matt finishes are also well-catered for these days but stick with a matt-specific product.  

Minor imperfections, such as swirling and superficial scratches can be polished out with a cutting compound. Automotive types, such as T-Cut are fine but something like Crankalicious Mayo Jaune Intensive frame Cleaner TEST & REVIEW: CRANKALICIOUS MAYO JAUNE INTENSIVE FRAME CLEANER (sevendaycyclist.com) is a bit easier, since you can see the results in “real-time”; rather than needing to allow the product to haze, before buffing with a cloth and potentially adding subsequent coats.  

Good quality waxes lock the elements out, sheen in, and makes the bike easier to keep/clean. Bike dry, I also treated it to a helping of the Pure Protectant Spray. This is a water-based polish cum waxy barrier, which is best applied to the frameset and components via a clean, dry cloth.  

This maximises product life, while avoiding unwanted overspray to disc rotors/braking surfaces, saddles etc. Aside from nourishing the paintwork, it's also brought rubberised/composite surfaces back to their original lustre. Last, but not least, a quick shot of PTFE free maintenance spray to the cables, cleat mechanisms, fasteners and bushings/linkages to drive remaining moisture out and a lubricant layer behind.      

 

Fine Tuning, Neurosis & Touch Ups

 November nearing its swansong and its remaining unexpectedly mild (save for a few, very cold starts). Strange then, that I should switch to the FLR Defender Winter Booties. However, UK winters err on the wet, rather than bitterly cold and I also want to see how they regulate temperature in milder weather. Before I went into temporary exile, I collected some packet fresh consumables, including these Look Cleats.

Marked “Easy Release”; these follow the Shimano SPD pattern and came with the Look Geo Trekking Pedals I was testing this time in 2019. Since the Shimano and Wellgo bolted to my shoes were fully compatible, I had put the Look on ice. In my experience, even the more basic patterns return a decent mileage. However, they tend to expire at the least convenient moments, especially in winter.

I introduced these with the Zefal Extra Wet Nano Ceramic Chain Lube. Grease is more stoical but heavier duty wet lubes make convenient and passable substitutes. Just remember to strip and re-lubricate more frequently-at least every three months. Otherwise, you’ll be reaching for penetrant sprays, or resorting to more extreme measures, such as drilling them out…

The thicker soles common to this genre of boot may mean raising the saddle a few millimetres to compensate. I chose to perform this move post-ride and the binder bolt chose that precise moment to expire. Being specific, it seems the collar’s aluminium thread had stripped its threads at a crucial point.

The balance of blame lies solely at my door-overtightened due to neurosis and forgoing a torque wrench. Thank heavens for the internet and next day delivery.

Given this incurred a £4 charge, I decided to buy two of these Brand X (one as a spare, just in case. I also have a blue Salsa lip-lock in storage). Muc Off Mechanics Gloves MUC-OFF MECHANICS GLOVES | cycling-not-racing (sevendaycyclist.com) donned, I gave the frame’s seat tube a quick blast of maintenance spray, gently splayed the clamp and eased it in situ.

The former added some slip, thus reducing the risk of scratched paintwork. Treated the post to a quick lick of Muc-Off Bio Grease TESTED : MUC-OFF BIO GREASE (sevendaycyclist.com)  since I was there, reinstated everything and snugged the collar bolt tight, resisting any neurotic urges.

Though the Univega’s Interpon 601 powder coat cream finish After The Gritters Went Home | Seven Day Cyclist is incredibly tough and well applied, it’s not completely bullet-proof (no finish is) and there are a couple of small chips.

One along the chainstay and another on the right-hand seat stay. My initial drift was towards Revel/Humbrol type hobby enamels but these looked to be a shade or two out, which is no use. I’d be better off applying a primer coat to protect the metal and waiting for the right match. As I was wandering around the web for something else, a 30ml RAL9001 cream bottle turned up at a very keen price, so I wasted no time in buying.  

Curing times are cited as being 2hours between coats. Two or three thin coats are always better than a single, thick one. Wherever possibly, leave these overnight and then add subsequent coats the next day. Ideally, leave a further 24hours. In short, best done during a time when that bike is enjoying some well-deserved rest.

Elsewhere, the Zefal Z Adventure Z5 continues to impress with its blend of rugged, motion free tenure and simple, sturdy mounting. Steve’s also been impressed with the BTR Water Resistant Handlebar Bag BTR WATER RESISTANT HANDLEBAR BAG | cycling-not-racing (sevendaycyclist.com)  

I’ll close this entry with some photos of my thankfully, temporary exile…Better organise some bike storage for my new permanent home, before demand spikes and delivery times extend, given the seasonal rush.    

November nearing its swansong and its remaining unexpectedly mild (save for a few, very cold starts). Strange then, that I should switch to the FLR Defender Winter Booties. However, UK winters err on the wet, rather than bitterly cold and I also want to see how they regulate temperature in milder weather. Before I went into temporary exile, I collected some packet fresh consumables, including these Look Cleats.

Marked “Easy Release”; these follow the Shimano SPD pattern and came with the Look Geo Trekking Pedals I was testing this time in 2019. Since the Shimano and Wellgo bolted to my shoes were fully compatible, I had put the Look on ice. In my experience, even the more basic patterns return a decent mileage. However, they tend to expire at the least convenient moments, especially in winter.

I introduced these with the Zefal Extra Wet Nano Ceramic Chain Lube. Grease is more stoical but heavier duty wet lubes make convenient and passable substitutes. Just remember to strip and re-lubricate more frequently-at least every three months. Otherwise, you’ll be reaching for penetrant sprays, or resorting to more extreme measures, such as drilling them out…

The thicker soles common to this genre of boot may mean raising the saddle a few millimetres to compensate. I chose to perform this move post-ride and the binder bolt chose that precise moment to expire. Being specific, it seems the collar’s aluminium thread had stripped its threads at a crucial point.

The balance of blame lies solely at my door-overtightened due to neurosis and forgoing a torque wrench. Thank heavens for the internet and next day delivery.

Given this incurred a £4 charge, I decided to buy two of these Brand X (one as a spare, just in case. I also have a blue Salsa lip-lock in storage). Muc Off Mechanics Gloves MUC-OFF MECHANICS GLOVES | cycling-not-racing (sevendaycyclist.com) donned, I gave the frame’s seat tube a quick blast of maintenance spray, gently splayed the clamp and eased it in situ.

The former added some slip, thus reducing the risk of scratched paintwork. Treated the post to a quick lick of Muc-Off Bio Grease TESTED : MUC-OFF BIO GREASE (sevendaycyclist.com)  since I was there, reinstated everything and snugged the collar bolt tight, resisting any neurotic urges.

Though the Univega’s Interpon 601 powder coat cream finish After The Gritters Went Home | Seven Day Cyclist is incredibly tough and well applied, it’s not completely bullet-proof (no finish is) and there are a couple of small chips.

One along the chainstay and another on the right-hand seat stay. My initial drift was towards Revel/Humbrol type hobby enamels but these looked to be a shade or two out, which is no use. I’d be better off applying a primer coat to protect the metal and waiting for the right match. As I was wandering around the web for something else, a 30ml RAL9001 cream bottle turned up at a very keen price, so I wasted no time in buying.  

Curing times are cited as being 2hours between coats. Two or three thin coats are always better than a single, thick one. Wherever possibly, leave these overnight and then add subsequent coats the next day. Ideally, leave a further 24hours. In short, best done during a time when that bike is enjoying some well-deserved rest.

Elsewhere, the Zefal Z Adventure Z5 continues to impress with its blend of rugged, motion free tenure and simple, sturdy mounting. Steve’s also been impressed with the BTR Water Resistant Handlebar Bag BTR WATER RESISTANT HANDLEBAR BAG | cycling-not-racing (sevendaycyclist.com)  

I’ll close this entry with some photos of my thankfully, temporary exile…Better organise some bike storage for my new permanent home, before demand spikes and delivery times extend, given the seasonal rush.    

 

Baggy Trousers & Blasting Frames

No, nothing to do with Madness, the 80's Ska inspired pop band-we're talking messenger knickers/three quarter lengths (delete as your road/mtb heritage dictates). Lycra remains a firm favourite for fast blasts on the Holdsworth and Teenage Dream but there's much to be said in favour of stylish modesty as my thirties thunder by. The one downside to this genre of respectable leg-wear is the attention it draws to furry pins-hence my endearing love affair with Veet!

Missing teeth aren't particularly fetching either...Despite a varied and reasonably balanced diet, my cola consumption was on par with Dennis Hopper's appetite for liquor during the 1970s. The loss of a prominent and very expensive dental crown has ended a twenty year dependency upon this evil mistress.

Polaris Transition bear remarkable similarity to Protective Washingtons, although they're fashioned from water repellent rip-stop polyester which has a distinctly "technical" feel compared with the German marque's brushed fabric. Pockets are the bog standard hip for change, keys and stuffing the hands when mooching around town while the positively cavernous cargo type gobble everything from larger compact cameras, wallets and smart phones through to road maps- er, that's retro GPS for the uninitiated. Stretch panels minimise bunching even-fully laden and hammering along at ninety-plus rpm while the rip-stop lives up to it's reputation, shrugging at brambles and other feisty foliage. They're as chic, civilian and water resistant as you'll need in the urban jungle, although the Protective have the edge for more formal meets. Sizing is a major consideration though and in their infinite wisdom, Polaris have done something very strange for the men-folk. My thirty-two inch waist, thirty-three leg isn't particularly outlandish and I've always managed a medium...I squeezed into our sample sans unsightly muffin top and given a few longish outings, the fabric relaxes. Measurements seem more consistent for the ladies but nonetheless try before parting with your hard-earned.

Diesel strength coffee and regular visits to Maldon Shotblasting & Powder Coating have been keeping the soda scourge firmly in check. In amongst a flurry of rusty motorcycle frames, panels and tanks sat this weary looking '80s Condor road frameset ready for a "French Blue" rebirth.Construction and attention to detail are to a standard "Johnny come artisan" can only dream of. Note the accuracy of brazing- no runs or drips here (more than can be said for the Teenage Deam-at least around the original fork crown). My inclination would be to reconfigure the top-tube cable routing but then perhaps the owner wants to retain its originality and besides, identikit machines/increasingly identikit people are equally undesirable.

The same is true of dirty/squeaky transmissions and I'm pleased to report we've been returning around two hundred miles from White Lightning's "Clean Ride" through the drier months. Maintenance has been little more than a light drizzle on every link and periodically wiping any sludge from the outer plates. However, I'm edging closer to the bottle's end and must make a decision whether to continue, or substitute for a more tenacious gloopy offering for the darker months that creep nearer.

Elsewhere, Knog's mighty dry dog remains a near permanent feature aboard the Univega's beefy cro-moly rack. Summer cloudburst, river crossings and the general hurdy gurdy of rough-stuff touring have made no impression on the fabric or moreover, contents. Its thirteen inch sibling has the edge when it comes to the cut and thrust of commuting since it slips through gaps that bit easier and doesn't foul the floor when wheeling the bike through tight apartment corridors but bigger brother is bang on for weekend touring.

Right, well a kindly editor has bestowed a lovely box of goodies for testing and the wide blue yonder is calling me.