During the long and sometimes
very hot summer of 1987, I acquired a copy of Bicycling Magazine’s Bicycle Repair.
The opening chapter discussed Bicycle Aikido, which though a gross
oversimplification, basically meant working with, rather than against
components. Working things out and using appropriate force. Knowing how to hold
the bike and tools correctly, for best effect. If you feel resistance, back
off, if it’s coming together nicely, go with the flow.
Obviously, things like torque
wrenches are far more prevalent, affordable to most home mechanics, so reduce
the likelihood of component damage. That is, if they’re used correctly and with
similar mechanical sympathy. I thought I’d long since consigned my copy to charity
shops, or similar outlet. I was pleasantly surprised to discover it nestling
between some other cycling publications from that decade, including Richard
Balantine’s.
Black and white photographs,
straightforward instructions/guidance. So straightforward, it led thirteen-year-old
me, armed only with a spoke key into a false sense of security. I successfully
turned a very minor wibble into a wildly wandering wheel. Fast forward 39 years
and I’d been doing a fair bit of dirt road exploration aboard Ursula-one that
led to me discovering a rave at 1030 in the morning, not to mention a chance
encounter with Spiderman. By this point, I’d
reached my conclusions regarding Topeak’s Handleloc system and fancied quicker
passage across metalled roads, so switched to Denise.
On one particularly hot
afternoon, I decided it would be prudent to apply some Juice Lubes Slick Juice to
the USE seat post and Hollowtech II axle. Two easy little jobs-regular “while I
think of it” greasing keeps things mobile and happy. I found one of the pinch
bolts unexpectedly arthritic, so gave that a more generous lick of grease and snugged both
to 13nm, rather than the maximum 14. Seatpost removed, I took the opportunity
to blast some more corrosion inhibitor inside the seat tube. Given temperatures
exceeded thirty degrees, this would flow beautifully around the frames’ inner
sanctum and cure rapidly.
Though friction is palpably lower
than traditional greases when spinning the cranks, I’m not sure whether the
Slick Juice is neck and neck with Peaty’s Speed Grease PEATY'S SPEED
GREASE | cycling-not-racing, but I’ll reserve judgement for now. Will be
interesting to compare their staying prowess, too. For context, I’ve needed to
replenish Peaty’s Speed Grease every six months, rather than the 9-12 typical
of stout lithium-based formulas.
Personally, I find partial
stripping and re-greasing more convenient than wholesale, annual tear downs. However,
I prioritise a stodgy, hell n’ high water blend for headsets and contact
points-at least on winter bikes, mountain bikes, tourers and others serving in
more challenging conditions.
Following on from my comments
about subtle stockpiling of consumables, someone waved a KMC Z1 EPT chain under
my nose along with some replacement Shimano pattern cleats-both at very
favourable prices, so I snapped them up. Chances are the Z1 EPT will
replace the fixed’s Z5 come November when conditions will be wintrier and the
Z5 will be due its pension. Staying with chains a moment, I’m still very
impressed that the All Mountain Style Miami Glide Chain Wax’s temperature
stability, even when temperatures have been in the mid to high thirties.
No gooeyness, nor does it
transfer readily to hands and a consistent 250- 280 miles per application is
similarly impressive by wax standards (150-180 miles is more typical) in
generally arid conditions and allowing for the odd showery interval. I’m hopeful
these qualities will increase drivetrain life, longer term and am planning on
defaulting to it until October, unless conditions dictate otherwise.
Sometimes the best products are
the ones we default to, simply because they perform well and let us enjoy the
ride. I am privately something of an obsessive, I’m intrigued by how stuff
works, performance gains, that sort of thing but they’re the last thing I’d
want to discuss during a ride, save for a casual aside, cafĂ©’ stop break etc.
Other people’s machines, the
human element, the stories behind them etc, yes, but I wouldn’t want the
duration of a ride, or conversation to be rooted in component choice, or
technical specifications. Much the same goes for motorcycles,
photography, and anything else I’m involved with.
Some technical chat is absolutely
fine and often very relevant but quickly becomes tedious if it's someone’s only
line of curiosity, or conversation. Then again, I’ve never needed to be centre
of attention, nor do I talk about myself, although I am consistently told that
I am intriguing and maybe I like that air of mystery…I’ll close here with my
review of the Topeak Pannier Drybag 16 Litre The
Topeak Pannier Dry Bag 16 litre | cycling-not-racing and Castelli Ultimate Sun Protection UPF Jersey The
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